Joel's definitions

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 9, 2005

Diephobe

One who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Marilyn Manson is a total Diephobe!

by Joel November 10, 2004

noosh

A big pile of work dropped on you or your desk all at once.

When I got back from lunch I saw that I had been nooshed while I was out. No chance of leaving the office early today.

by joel March 17, 2005

miam

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.

Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.

by Joel April 15, 2005

Thump Day

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

by Joel March 9, 2005

Miotch

Instead of using the curse word "bitch," I used to call my mom "miotch" to get around cursing. Plus, it sounds cooler.

You are one stupid miotch!

by Joel July 9, 2004

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003