Joel's definitions

dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

leporous

adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.

That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.

by Joel February 26, 2004

Telly

A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.

Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."

Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!

Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!

Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.

by Joel April 14, 2005

Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.

1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".

by Joel January 23, 2005

drop trow

pull down your pants and / or show off your butt

the nurse told me that that my arm wouldnt work, so I had to drop trow and take the shot in my rear end

by Joel October 2, 2003

Meah

Meah is something you would say when there is complete silence after you make a retarded comment.

Person- Then I raped a deaf girl.
Everyone else- ...
Person- Meah...

by Joel March 30, 2005