Joel's definitions

mizzouse

N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".

I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.

by joel April 22, 2004

homorevolted

What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or shock or turns away with disgust
transitive senses : to cause to turn away or shrink with disgust or abhorrence when seeing or thinking of homosexuality.

Homosexual: "What?! Are you a homophobe or something?!!!" Heterosexual:"HomoPHOBE? As in scared? Of course not. What could a homosexual possibly do to me? Give me fashion advice? I'm homorevolted.

by Joel November 16, 2004

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

all about

an indication that one is enthusiastically for a certain thing

"You want to go to the beach?"
"Hell yeah! I am ALL ABOUT htting the surf!"

by Joel July 24, 2003

odb

abr."ova da bridge" A trip made over a bridge, usually to commit crime.

I gotta re-up lets go odb and score an elbow.

by joel March 9, 2004

tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.

Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)

by Joel April 13, 2005

soppy

over use of affectionate terms or actions to show ones feelings for another... often to the point where ones masculinity is questioned...
so there sarah ja`net

A guy sends gifts, sweet sayings, extra nice things to his girlfriend to try and make her feel special.
but does it all the time

by Joel September 10, 2004