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1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.
(See also: John McCain)
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
(See also: John McCain)
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"
3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"
3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
by Jack324 January 20, 2009
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Get the blog mug.Abbreviation for King's Cross, Sydney, which is a red light district near Sydney's downtown area. While it is known for its strip clubs, streetwalkers and brothels, it is also home to many popular bars and nightclubs. The major landmark of King's Cross is a large, iconic neon Coca Cola sign that overlooks William St.
Walking through the Cross at night, most people are either completely fubared, or they're making transactions involving sex, drugs or kebabs.
Walking through the Cross at night, most people are either completely fubared, or they're making transactions involving sex, drugs or kebabs.
"I was wandering through the X at 3AM last Friday, munted off my face, when some guy kept pestering me to go into his strip club. After I'd told him I wasn't interested for the 17th time, he asked if I wanted a kebab instead"
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2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet.
2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet.
Jim: "Did you see that message I left on your wall?"
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Ryan: "Thanks."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Ryan: "Oh."
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Ryan: "Thanks."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Ryan: "Oh."
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Harry: What an internymph!
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!
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