26 definitions by Jack324
Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.
(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend
(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends
Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend
(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends
Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!
by Jack324 November 12, 2007
when you've got the perfect buzz in beirut, so you're more relaxed about making shots, but not so drunk that you miss them all.
"Joe and I totally dominated in beer pong last night! We were in the groove, but the other guys were tanked."
by Jack324 April 9, 2007
Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!
by Jack324 June 16, 2007
Half man, half aunt, was given an extra male chromosome or two at birth and has a mustache and/or massive sideburns as a result. Does not have to refer to an aunt, but it almost always refers to a family member.
"What does uncle Joe's new wife look like?"
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."
by Jack324 October 29, 2005
by Jack324 March 26, 2007
by Jack324 September 25, 2007
1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.
(See also: John McCain)
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
(See also: John McCain)
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"
3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"
3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
by Jack324 January 20, 2009