Ian's definitions

evil genius

Trazen dude See Trazen or dude

Trazen, or some other reference to this awesome guy

by Ian March 8, 2005

fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 5, 2003

ROCK REVIVAL

A genre that revives a dead category of music like punk rock but only the result is much more different then the genre. Usually, when someone does a rock revival song or they are a band, they are much more hardcore than the normal music type or it combines another genre, dead or alive.
Sex Pistols+Depeche Mode=Rock Revival
Joy Division+Metallica=Rock Revial ... and so on

There are only two ROCK REVIVAL bands that are highly respected. Sometimes, the musicians would experiment too much and the result could be so crappy.

by Ian February 7, 2005

curtains

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005

stoked

excited, psyched, pumped up

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."

by Ian April 4, 2003

uft

A word that subsitutes 'Oh no' or 'For christ sake'. Can be used when describing something stressful, negative or something that you don't like. Uft can also be changed into 'Ufty Gufty', 'Uft mine Guft' and 'Trufty' depending on the level of negativity and stress invloved. It is a common word used frequently by Ian, Darren, Karen, Vicky, Jenna and Becky,

'Oh uft I've got to go to work'
'Ufty Trufty I'm getting married in 5 weeks!'
'Uft Mine Guft I'm living in Canada for 3 months!'
'Ufty bloody gufty look at the queue at the coffee bar!'

by Ian July 26, 2003