Ian's definitions

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

by Ian May 4, 2004

happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"

his happy trail was hairy

by Ian March 5, 2005

Boozer

One drunk fuckin ass hole

you boozer

by Ian September 4, 2003

cumstain

A word used to describe a person who puts people down for no reason what so ever.

Guy1: Dude what a cumstain!

by ian May 13, 2005

stuck-up-rich-sheltered-boy

A stuck up rich kid that lives in an upper-class neighborhood that starts arguments and never compliments anyone for anything.

Matt Bohan

by ian July 16, 2003

fo shizzel

"fo shizzel" is a giant ant that eats us brothers

fo shizzel is eatin me yo

by ian January 21, 2004

sweet dude

a guy you'd expect to join a fraternity straight out of high school. a guy who looks like he's from "the real world." sweet dudes also think i look like napoleon dynamite. jocks. female version of sweet dude is BRO-MAMA.

the show was lame. there were too many sweet dudes there.

by ian February 17, 2005