Ian's definitions

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

by Ian February 7, 2006

TruthTella

The glue that holds ESPN together

Without TruthTella holding it down ESPN would fall apart

by Ian May 22, 2004

yayer

A cheerleader from Arkansas.

Overheard at the Arkansas Razorbacks game: "Hey Cleatus, lookit that hot yayer over there."

by Ian January 8, 2004

fonzerific

a word used when describing someone or something of extreme coolness

the origins of this word

first said by the much loved ian on the dcemu forums

it has spread worldwide like wild fire in just over a year

skynet is fonzerific

yo, man, your ride is fonzerific

by ian April 21, 2005

dirty pepe

A player on Halo 2 that thinks he's amazing with the sniper rifle, but really just gets owned by players such as Weedy McWeed and MM Takedown.

Dirty Pepe: Guys let me get the sniper, you will benefit from it.
Us: Ok fine lets see the killing
Dirty Pepe (5 seconds later): Guys I died, they have my sniper rifle now.

by Ian February 21, 2005

rug

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

skivx

the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"

Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!

by Ian July 20, 2003