Ian's definitions

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian May 13, 2005

glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.

Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.

I didn't even have to work for the big "O". the Fup did all the moving for me!

by Ian May 13, 2005

natty

a national championship

I really hope our football team wins the natty this year.

by Ian May 13, 2005

chris tucker

champion, appeared in movies such as rush hour 1 and 2.. the dance he does in rush hour 1 after he shoots the boot full of explosives is pure genius!

yo, im gonna need one of those ear peice things immediatly

by ian May 13, 2005

shed head

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.

What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head

by Ian May 7, 2005

dudebitch

A man(?) who wears girls pants and/or makeup. Looks like a woman. Closet homosexual.

Also known as 'emo-kids'. They might say they're hardcore, but they're not. Just gay.

That dudebitch over there just got his ass kicked.

by Ian April 23, 2005