Ian's definitions

Killer Boobies

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.

Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.

by Ian December 7, 2004

richmond college

richmond college has the highest ratio of chavs and twats to normal people
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry

"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"

(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"

by Ian January 13, 2005

shit castle

a female that has lost all face value due to fucking 1 or more niggers.

"Remember when Crystal wasnt a shit castle?" "Yeah man, first niggers, whats next, Dobermans??"

by Ian June 17, 2006

fiat money

Amount of money required to fix your Italian Sports Car

My Ferrari tune-up costs Fiat Money to service.

The Alpha Romeo electical system shorted again. It's going to take Fiat Money to repair

by ian January 16, 2004

uft

A word that subsitutes 'Oh no' or 'For christ sake'. Can be used when describing something stressful, negative or something that you don't like. Uft can also be changed into 'Ufty Gufty', 'Uft mine Guft' and 'Trufty' depending on the level of negativity and stress invloved. It is a common word used frequently by Ian, Darren, Karen, Vicky, Jenna and Becky,

'Oh uft I've got to go to work'
'Ufty Trufty I'm getting married in 5 weeks!'
'Uft Mine Guft I'm living in Canada for 3 months!'
'Ufty bloody gufty look at the queue at the coffee bar!'

by Ian July 26, 2003

stoked

excited, psyched, pumped up

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."

by Ian April 4, 2003

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005