Ian's definitions

Lakers

1.(n)Lakers are people who come to the finger lakes region of new york in the summertime and totally make the lives of those who live there year round hell. They are disrespectful, ignorant, and are mostly old and incapable of driving well.

1.Man, im sick of these Lakers coming up to Penn Yan and clogging the streets up.

by ian August 15, 2005

DNF

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years

DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.

The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever

This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.

guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"

by ian September 21, 2022

preppy

Someone who picks on "less popular" people in an effort to become more popular themselves.

That preppy just threw an open ketchup packet at that poor guy over there!

by ian May 21, 2004

SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?

by Ian May 26, 2003

baba ga douche

An uncommon derogatory (and childish) term for arabs and other middle easterners. Used by Americans, and obviously derived from the term "douchebag," via ignorantly groping for any word evocative of the region.

"I joined up so I could drop bombs on Babagadouche."

by Ian June 11, 2004

Boobies

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera) that produce milk.

One has to approach very cautiously when attempting to extract milk from unfamiliar boobies.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Post-Grunge

Post-Grunge formed after Nirvana's frontman Kurt Cobain died and evolved into A sound that was a little more catchy and pop-punk but still contained the heavy guitar sound and rythms/similar guitar riffs. Some may argue that this sub-genre is Alternative. Also bands in the Post-Grunge genre lost the "Grunge Image" ripped up clothes, messy hair The Biggest Post-Grunge bands are Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, and Silverchair

Dude 1: Do you like post-grunge?
Dude 2: Yeah its cool but The original Grunge is better

by Ian September 4, 2005