Ian's definitions

jock

an inhabitant of scotland (UK only)

That bloody kilt-wearing jock...

by Ian April 21, 2005

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

kreddy

Someone who smokes weed everyday, drinks rum all the time and thinks they're a pirate.

" yo, that kid's baked to shit."
"fucking kreddy."

by Ian April 6, 2005

queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet

dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.

by IAN April 13, 2004

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

Scantling

a/the Ghetto river rat

William -

King of the ghetto river rats

by Ian August 2, 2004

dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10

instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though

by ian August 30, 2004