Ian's definitions

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 7, 2003

tittyfart

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.

dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005

decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005

nintendocore

Basically, hardcore/metalcore music with synths/keyboards, typically lighthearted.

Horse The Band = teh sex0rz

by Ian March 7, 2005

booser

A person who regularly drinks booze

"The booser is such a bitch"

by Ian November 11, 2004

what's up

An interrogative expression used to request a clarification or repetition of something previously said. Used in place of "what?"

Person 1: "You're not paying attention to me."

Person 2: "What's up?"

by Ian May 2, 2004

downtown

When you throw any object into the low slung ho's tank top

*after the throw* "Oh yeah! From downtown!"

by Ian January 20, 2004