Ian's definitions

fonzerific

a word used when describing someone or something of extreme coolness

the origins of this word

first said by the much loved ian on the dcemu forums

it has spread worldwide like wild fire in just over a year

skynet is fonzerific

yo, man, your ride is fonzerific

by ian April 21, 2005

dudebitch

A man(?) who wears girls pants and/or makeup. Looks like a woman. Closet homosexual.

Also known as 'emo-kids'. They might say they're hardcore, but they're not. Just gay.

That dudebitch over there just got his ass kicked.

by Ian April 23, 2005

shed head

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.

What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head

by Ian May 7, 2005

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007

Blunder

A crazy werdo who thinks he is the blunber hulk and batman and an assasin that is accident prone and looks like a turtle without a shell.

O-NO blunber accidently blow up the world again

by Ian October 14, 2003

Over Shoulder Boulder Holder

A slang term for a bra

n/a

by Ian October 27, 2003

skinky

when a girl is so thin its stupid like skinny

that girl is skinky! she oughta go to macdonalds

by ian November 17, 2003