Ian's definitions

n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004

wanksta

like all rappers.. who aint really gangstas.. just nob heads who act hard... a wanksta is some guy names stan who wanks and his parents being so dumb forget the n on the end of his name

:) had ya ma in bed ya nob ed

by ian May 3, 2004

bitchslap

To smack a punk with the basckside of ones hand

Kody would bitchslap Jayme if he hit whores.

by Ian February 8, 2003

Twang

V. To be hit or jabbed in the balls
N. The balls

U twanged my balls!
I hav an itch on my twang

by Ian April 8, 2003

crochdot

A particulary hairy spot near ur hmm.. <cough><cough>

ahhhhh man dont show me ur crochdot

by Ian October 1, 2003

Whale Dork

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

by Ian November 27, 2003

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 22, 2004