Ian's definitions

buckhaw

A warcry to some, a noble greeting for others, and furthermore a symbol of companionship. The Buckhaw is the ultimate word in language. It takes several forms, most notably the "violent buckhaw", the "noble buckhaw", the "whiny buckhaw" and the "standard buckhaw".

*Seconds before two friends begin to talk to each other, one extends a "whiny buckhaw". The friend, upon receiving this common greeting, responds with a moderately violent buckhaw*
Friend 1: Mmmmm Buckhaw!
Friend 2: BUCKHAW! Sup?

by Ian October 31, 2004

Nut Case

1. A mans scrotum, ball bag, yam bag.
2. Someone who has different views to your own.

1. I snagged my nut case on the barbed wire fence.
2. What would you know your a nut case.

by Ian March 21, 2005

stem

Someone who appears not to have a head at all. Misses all jokes and is beyond blond.

Cedric, you STEM!

by Ian January 21, 2004

fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 5, 2003

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

by Ian March 14, 2006