Ian's definitions

Nut Case

1. A mans scrotum, ball bag, yam bag.
2. Someone who has different views to your own.

1. I snagged my nut case on the barbed wire fence.
2. What would you know your a nut case.

by Ian March 21, 2005

evil genius

Trazen dude See Trazen or dude

Trazen, or some other reference to this awesome guy

by Ian March 8, 2005

stem

Someone who appears not to have a head at all. Misses all jokes and is beyond blond.

Cedric, you STEM!

by Ian January 21, 2004

Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.

Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?

by Ian December 9, 2004

morbid

cool (positively) or sick.

that was so morbid, lets do it again.

by Ian April 4, 2003

goobledyhoohoo

this word means stuff, or various things, or nonsense.

theresa is full of goobledyhoohoo.

by ian March 6, 2005

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005