Ian's definitions

nirgin

a person who has had sex.

All those girls over there are nirgins.

by Ian December 25, 2004

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

pissrock

A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.

*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.

"I gotta take a leak, but I can't find a toilet."

"Then go to the pissrock."

"Oh."

by Ian April 12, 2005

right on

a phrase use when you are not really paying attention to another person but don't want to give it away....

i went to the coolest country concert last night and dolly parton was rocking so hard her boots almost fell off......
right on.......

by ian May 6, 2004

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

understizzand

Understand

"I dont understizzand..."

by Ian June 2, 2003