Ian's definitions

grundle

The worst and most disgusting word ever.

Ew. Don't ever say grundle again.

by Ian January 18, 2005

old college try

Give something your best shot

"Well I've never made my own KD, but I'll give it the old college try"

by Ian January 22, 2004

gwar

1. a gay retard
2. some dumbass kid
3. same as sayin fag but it means stupid too

billy:damn sharayah is such a gwar
tom:i know i hate that biotch

by IAN April 16, 2004

milk chicken bomb

a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.

"that bitch wont know what hit her after my milk chicken bomb goes off motherfucker!"

by Ian June 17, 2006

Killer Boobies

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.

Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.

by Ian December 7, 2004

richmond college

richmond college has the highest ratio of chavs and twats to normal people
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry

"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"

(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"

by Ian January 13, 2005

Post-Grunge

Post-Grunge formed after Nirvana's frontman Kurt Cobain died and evolved into A sound that was a little more catchy and pop-punk but still contained the heavy guitar sound and rythms/similar guitar riffs. Some may argue that this sub-genre is Alternative. Also bands in the Post-Grunge genre lost the "Grunge Image" ripped up clothes, messy hair The Biggest Post-Grunge bands are Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, and Silverchair

Dude 1: Do you like post-grunge?
Dude 2: Yeah its cool but The original Grunge is better

by Ian September 4, 2005