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A male mammal with no genitals due to them being pulled off during gay intercourse and lost within the colon of the mate.

My friend Marco is a chunkmonkey.

chunkmonkey by fudge April 28, 2004

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chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

chunkmonkey by Ian February 14, 2005

chunkmonkey

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.

Please see the second definition.

chunkmonkey by Eddie February 24, 2005

CrunkMonk3y

1. Used to describe someone who is crazy(girls) and funny all at the same time. He is not affraid to make a fool of himself.

2. At a party the a partyer is partying it up and becomes a CrunkMonk3y by being too drunk or crunk ( crazy drunk), and who is acting like a monkey (all over the place).

3. Life of the party.

4. Me

I am a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guys is acting like a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guy is eating a Banana, he must be a "CrunkMonk3y"

CrunkMonk3y by CMRE. Dub December 26, 2011

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cuntmonkey

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

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chumpmonkey

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006

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cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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