Guido1's definitions

shift 2.0

Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.

Dude, get with the program: Hello, shift 2.0?

by Guido1 May 29, 2008

cyberworld

Any visual electronic venue where one can be a role playing character or an avatar, or be a quasi-avatar; usually in a video game or in a virtual reality senario.

Dude, school is such a bummer I can't wait to get home and jump into my cyberworld.

by Guido1 October 27, 2009

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.

Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.

by Guido1 May 5, 2008

adult tweens

Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.

It sucks, we can die serving our country, but under the law we are still adult tweens.

by Guido1 November 29, 2011

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

by Guido1 March 13, 2008

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008