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short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
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moosify

To ad a macho or male gender twist to a concept or action: to garner appeal among men or gender biased groups.
Sarah Palin is the is the mother of all moosify comments.
by Guido1 March 26, 2010
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implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.
Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
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non-human persons

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."
To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
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twinkleberry

A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.
Hey, I like Ryan alot, but he is such a twinkleberry, he embarrasses the shit out of me sometimes.
by Guido1 March 1, 2008
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ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
by Guido1 May 15, 2009
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pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).
Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.
by Guido1 March 8, 2008
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