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spacial orientation

The term spacial orientation is a psycho-physiologic term used to describe conscious movement of the human body within all planes of motion simultaneously. The most difficult of movements would be to be upside down, back wards, and rotating in fluid motion. Such movements are seen in aerial trapeze, stunt aircraft flying, sky diving, and in all of extreme sport events, as skateboarding, snowboarding, BMX, Inline Rollerblading, and Motocross. It is not understood how the human mind can control the body in real-time with such precision in 3-D motion. The amount of mathematical computations to achieve such movements of an amorphous mass as the human body in real-time is astronomical.
An extreme sport requires a very high degree of skill in the art of spacial orientation.
by Guido1 March 6, 2008
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institutionalized corruption

Corporations that fudged numbers, rating agencies that reversed engineered credit ratings, and S. E. C. members watching porn all day (with quarter million salaries); that conspired to rip-off IRAs and the retirement savings of an entire generation (sheep) and redistributed it with the help of young/fast cyber scammers--and got away with the GNP for the next ten generations, funny, huh; oh well, just print more worthless dollars.
Institutionalized corruption pays better than the mafia, and much better than the drug cartels.
by Guido1 April 24, 2010
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monetary policy

The means by which entities, as government agencies, as the Federal Reserve, Department of the Treasury, and institutions as the central bank, control the supply of money (M1, M3). This process includes trading in foreign exchange markets.

Monetary policy can but viewed in its two forms: expansionary and contractionary. Expansionary policy increases the total money supply (liquidity) and is used to fight unemployment or recessionary pressures, mainly by lowering interest rates. Direct cash infusions to struggling private institutions or government rebates to individuals can be used as emergency measures to avoid panic runs on banks as was seen in the 1929 market crash. These measures are very dangerous and are considered highly inflationary and destabilizing to currency exchange rates. Economic theory would indicate that such uncontrolled printing of money, indicates failure of fiscal policy (which refers to government borrowing, spending, and taxation).

Contractionary policy is used to control inflation by raising interest rates. A "perfect storm" scenario would be when a government "should be" using a contractionary policy and resorts to an expansionary policy.
The world is very critical of the monetary policy of the United States and is punishing it by devaluing its currency.
by Guido1 March 30, 2008
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ad bots

Those annoying as hell ads that pop up, pop down, slide in, video blast, float, wiggle, flash, or otherwise drive you fricking crazy while they page freeze or crash your computer while surfing the net.
Some how ad bots remind me of S & M.
by Guido1 December 3, 2009
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condomminium

Jeremy's little brother carries a condomminium in his wallet, ha, ha.
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
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three dog night

In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.
Man, last night was real cold, definitely a three dog night.
by Guido1 March 14, 2008
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dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.
Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.
by Guido1 November 9, 2010
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