Guido1's definitions

spacial orientation

The term spacial orientation is a psycho-physiologic term used to describe conscious movement of the human body within all planes of motion simultaneously. The most difficult of movements would be to be upside down, back wards, and rotating in fluid motion. Such movements are seen in aerial trapeze, stunt aircraft flying, sky diving, and in all of extreme sport events, as skateboarding, snowboarding, BMX, Inline Rollerblading, and Motocross. It is not understood how the human mind can control the body in real-time with such precision in 3-D motion. The amount of mathematical computations to achieve such movements of an amorphous mass as the human body in real-time is astronomical.

An extreme sport requires a very high degree of skill in the art of spacial orientation.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

institutionalized corruption

Corporations that fudged numbers, rating agencies that reversed engineered credit ratings, and S. E. C. members watching porn all day (with quarter million salaries); that conspired to rip-off IRAs and the retirement savings of an entire generation (sheep) and redistributed it with the help of young/fast cyber scammers--and got away with the GNP for the next ten generations, funny, huh; oh well, just print more worthless dollars.

Institutionalized corruption pays better than the mafia, and much better than the drug cartels.

by Guido1 April 24, 2010

intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 18, 2009

yukky

A total rejection by one or more of the 5 sences (negative appeal) i.e., disqusting, undesirable, ugly, smelly, toxic, poison, slimy, nasty, etc.

Old leftovers can be really yukky. eww.

by Guido1 February 2, 2009

Astroturfing

"Astroturfing" is the act of trying to boost one's image online with fake comments, paid-for reviews, made-up claims and testimonials.

The GOP, Palin, and Cheney, are getting pretty good at astroturfing.

by Guido1 March 26, 2010

blading

A shorted word for inline rollerblading, inline skating, rollerblading, or aggressive skating.

Hey dude, I got some time after school, let's go blading, ok?

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

god syndrome

A person, by whose actions or words, implies; implicitly or explicitly that they are godlike or know the mind or will of God.

Be very careful when in engaging in meaningful dialogue
not to fall into the god syndrome trap.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010