Guido1's definitions

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.

Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

by Guido1 May 21, 2009

burn up

1. What you say to someone when you want them to go away.
2. To catch of fire.
3. To make someone very angry.

I am so fricking tired of you, just go burn up.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

extreme sport

An extreme sport is usually defined as one that requires extreme levels of endurance, balance, skill, co-ordination; also, ballistic reaction timings, spacial orientation abilities, and massive amounts of oxygen assimilation. Extreme sports are dominated by youth, age range 6 to mid 30's. The first recognized extreme sports, were officially documented by the Post Office commissioning of a stamp series highlighting the first three: Skateboarding, Snowboarding, and BMX bike riding. Since that time, several others have been added to include, Inline Rollerblading and Motocross.

Skateboarding is consided an extreme sport.

by Guido1 March 5, 2008

cyberworld

Any visual electronic venue where one can be a role playing character or an avatar, or be a quasi-avatar; usually in a video game or in a virtual reality senario.

Dude, school is such a bummer I can't wait to get home and jump into my cyberworld.

by Guido1 October 27, 2009

whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.

Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008

Philadelphia experiment

A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.

LOST is based on the Philadelphia experiment.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

schadenfreudeing

To gloat at another's worst luck: malicious and even sadistic pleasure in some other person's horrible misfortune.

German and American car companies have given new meaning to schadenfreudeing, over Toyota's miscalulation.

by Guido1 February 4, 2010