Guido1's definitions

ad bots

Those annoying as hell ads that pop up, pop down, slide in, video blast, float, wiggle, flash, or otherwise drive you fricking crazy while they page freeze or crash your computer while surfing the net.

Some how ad bots remind me of S & M.

by Guido1 December 3, 2009

air mouse

An expensive wireless computer mouse that does not need a mouse pad or be in contact with any surface. Can be operated in a manner similar to the Wii Nunchuck.

The first time I saw someone use an air mouse, it almost blew my mind.

by Guido1 April 6, 2010

LOST

LOST is a complicated, and often confusing, television series on the ABC television network. Confusing because it takes place on an island that seems to be there, but not there. The characters appear to be in the present, but oddly associated with the past in real-time. The intrigue revolves around, where they are, when they are, and contact with the outside world. No watcher can seem to get their minds around the central theme, LOST. Only a highly educated physicist has the ability needed to grasp the show. The conception of the show is based on an incident called the Philadelphia experiment and a concept called space-time. As most people simply don't have the brain power (processing ability) to deal with quantum reality, so the show continues into infinitum.

LOST is an oxymoron with itself.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008

Dumbell Piss Prize

Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.

by Guido1 October 9, 2009

genome

For a biologic organism, the genome is the entire set of hereditary information in DNA form (in some virus, RNA), needed for that organism to replicate itself.

It was many years before the the Human Genome Project was completed.

by Guido1 March 21, 2008

eDevice

Any electronic gadget that is able to network locally or globally, as the internet (online).

What a bummer, you cannot bring an eDevice into the courtroom during the upcoming trail.

by Guido1 March 17, 2008

twinkleberry

A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.

Hey, I like Ryan alot, but he is such a twinkleberry, he embarrasses the shit out of me sometimes.

by Guido1 March 1, 2008