Guido1's definitions

McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.

Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.

by Guido1 May 5, 2008

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

adult tweens

Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.

It sucks, we can die serving our country, but under the law we are still adult tweens.

by Guido1 November 29, 2011

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

by Guido1 March 13, 2008

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008

atacolips

A name for a person who likes to eat tacos.

Man when it comes to Mexican food, I am the biggest atacolips.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008

intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 18, 2009