short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
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cyberphile

A coined word hybridizing cyber cybernetics and phil (philo), Greek meaning loving. Basically meaning the love of all cool electronic comunication devices.
That kid has a computer, IPOD, PDA, I Phone, laptop, and a GPS, what a cyberphile.
by Guido1 March 15, 2008
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boytit

Boytit is a natural occurring condition in males during puberty. It generally occurs between the ages of 12 to 24 in young males. It is usually discovered by feeling a button-like mass under one or both nipples. It can be painful if bumped or pinched hard by some jerk friend. It is caused by a hormonal imbalance that naturally occurs in adolescence. Many boys panic when the condition is discovered, and think they have breast cancer. The condition is benign and clears up over time when the balance of hormones normalize. This condition is not the same as gynecomastia but can occur at the same time.
Dude, fucking stop twisting my nipples, it fucking hurts like a bitch, I got boytit real bad.
by Guido1 March 03, 2008
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implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.
Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
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non-human persons

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."
To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
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Philadelphia experiment

A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.
by Guido1 March 06, 2008
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digispeak

A shorted form of speech used to communicate in cyberspace:

AFAIK As far as I know.

AFK Away from keyboard.

A/S/L Age, sex, location.

ATM At the moment.

AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again

AYT Are you there.

BBL Be back later.

BFN Bye for now.

BRB Be right back.

BTDT Been there, done that.

BTW By the way.

CUL See you later.

DETI Don't even think it.

DQMOT Don't quote me on this.

EBCAK Error between chair and keyboard.

EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair.

F2F Face to face.

FOAF Friend of a friend.

FWIW For what it's worth.

FYI For your information.

GAL Get a life.

GD&R Grinning, ducking and running.

GMTA Great minds think alike.

HB Hurry back.

HHOK Ha, ha, only kidding.

IANAL I am not a laywer, but...

IAW In accordance with.

IMCO In my considered opinion.

IMHO In my humble opinion.

IMO In my opinion.

IOW In other words.

JK Just kidding.

JOOTT Just one of those things.

KK Okay, all right.

LMAO Laughing my ass off.

LOL Lots of luck.

LYLAS Love ya like a sister.

MYOB Mind your own business.

MWA A kiss (the sound of "mwa.")

N2M Not too much.

NIH Not invented here.

OIC Oh, I see.

OTOH On the other hand.

OTP On the phone.

PAL Parents are listening.

PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

PIR Parents in room.

PLBCAK Problem lies between chair and keyboard.

PLBKAC Problem lies between keyboard and chair.

PMJI Pardon my jumping in.

PTG&LI Playing the game and loving it.

RL Real life.

ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing.

STFU Shut the f*** up!

SUP What's up?

TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

TIA Thanks in advance.

TTFN Ta, ta for now (goodbye).

TTT Thought that too.

TTYL Talk to you later.

TU Thank you.

TY Thank you.

WFM Works for me.

YT You there?
If you go into a chat room online, you have to know digispeak.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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