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Captain Fucking Obvious

Someone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out.
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up
Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."
by Estretoseten February 23, 2015
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caffeinoholic

Someone who is addicted to caffeine so much that they have to drink Energy Drinks and Coffee constantly.
That old lady at the office is such a caffeinoholic that she can't go one hour without coffee.
by Estretoseten February 2, 2015
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FlipADipper

Someone who freaks (flips) out and because of it loses all of their reputation and falls (dips) and is no longer popular.

A group of people or a single person who are doing really well then they get struck with something bad and it ruins there life.
Oh my God Isaiah just became a FlipADipper after he tried to call the party hostess a slut.
Jason is a FlipADipper after he announced that he was gay.
Look at that group of FlipADippers over there, they had it all until they trashed the locker room and got suspended.
by Estretoseten March 22, 2016
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swap

v. to exchange (nudes, drugs)
n. a (designated) meetup place for an exchange of drugs
Exchanging something.

To give something and expect something else in return.
To barter
Can be used for nudes, drugs, or even just everyday trading.
(Using snapchat)
Hey girl, since you like my dick and abs and you have enormous tits, wanna swap?
or just as simply as, "wanna swap?"
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(as a place)
Alright I just called my E supplier, he told me to meet at the swap in an hour.
by Estretoseten December 13, 2016
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bra

The biggest cock block since the mother.
An object the covers those nice tits.
I'm so glad that fat ugly chick wears a bra or I would be sick every day of school.
by Estretoseten February 2, 2015
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Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021
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noseboner

When someone's nose is so huge it looks like a boner.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.
"HOLY SHIT, that fat ass chick is gettin a noseboner!!!!"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
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"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"
by Estretoseten May 31, 2015
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