Epic989's definitions

Yondle

It's the mix between a Yarn ball and a fondle. Kind of strange I know but it's basically when a man jumps into snow in his underwear, then he fondles his yarny balls. It's a popular event in a gay club in Milwaukee called the Underwater Indian Man.

Guy "hey bros im gonna go smash out a Yondle out there in the snow"

by Epic989 March 6, 2019

Throbble Sobble

With the release of the new pokemon starters one of the three consists of Sobble. Sobble is a water type and is probably the least threatening of the three. Within hours of Sobble being announced people started making cartoon porn out of the character. Thus the name Throbble Sobble was created

Guy 1 "Bro Sobble be so hot."
Guy 2 "yeah bro he be throbbin"
Guy 1 "I just want to suck off Throbble Sobble so bad bro"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

SECO

It's and acronym for Security Commission. It's the ultimate police of discord. They are so deadly that if a guy who knows a guy that then said something to an unrelated guy that was bad about SECO that they find out about this.

Guy 1 "SECO is gonna beat my ass because I know a guy who knew a guy."

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

Odious

It's a type of company that is actually the Mafia. It's a Mafia yes you heard me right. It's a Mafia. Yes. Mafia.

"odious is a Mafia. Yes."

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

She's decent

These are the words you want to hear after you trap someone. You will hold it against them for the rest of their existence. Once they are trapped after saying those words referring to a trap they are screwed.

Red "hey guys let's get that Odious money"
Every single human being ever "SHE'S DECENT LMAO"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.

"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"

by Epic989 May 4, 2018

Queen Cry

A Queen by role but perhaps not by blood. Queen Cry references a body double for a lizard. It might sound weird but if you come across a Queen Cry you will instantly know.

"dude do you think Queen Cry is a lizard?" "For sure dude she is a Queen Cry after all."

by Epic989 February 2, 2018