Epic989's definitions

Fenangle

Fenangle is the word you use when you don't just bamboozle someone. It's for when you hit someone with a prank or comeback so hard that there is no other word you could possibly use to describe the level of power you just unleashed.

Man 1 gets destroyed with words
Man 2 "HAHAHAHA GET FENANGLE"

by Epic989 March 12, 2019

SECO

It's and acronym for Security Commission. It's the ultimate police of discord. They are so deadly that if a guy who knows a guy that then said something to an unrelated guy that was bad about SECO that they find out about this.

Guy 1 "SECO is gonna beat my ass because I know a guy who knew a guy."

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

She's decent

These are the words you want to hear after you trap someone. You will hold it against them for the rest of their existence. Once they are trapped after saying those words referring to a trap they are screwed.

Red "hey guys let's get that Odious money"
Every single human being ever "SHE'S DECENT LMAO"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

Kips

Basically is a man with kissable lips. A REALLY HOT MAN. It's not someones name exactly but it's more of a title you apply to a man. It's a type of gay slang that originated from gay leather clubs down in the southern United States. It's almost considered offensive because it's like calling a gay person even more gay then can be possibly imagined, but it's still slang used today in Gay clubs like the Underwater Indian Man in Milwaukee.

Guy 1 "omg look at that kips over there. I just wanna smooch him so much"
Guy 2 " oh you're right. Look at that hunk of a man."

by Epic989 March 6, 2019

Deprectile dysfunction

When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

by Epic989 September 2, 2019

Odious

It's a type of company that is actually the Mafia. It's a Mafia yes you heard me right. It's a Mafia. Yes. Mafia.

"odious is a Mafia. Yes."

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

Throbble Sobble

With the release of the new pokemon starters one of the three consists of Sobble. Sobble is a water type and is probably the least threatening of the three. Within hours of Sobble being announced people started making cartoon porn out of the character. Thus the name Throbble Sobble was created

Guy 1 "Bro Sobble be so hot."
Guy 2 "yeah bro he be throbbin"
Guy 1 "I just want to suck off Throbble Sobble so bad bro"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019