Epic989's definitions

E=MVΔCrack

It's when you smoke crack off of someones crack for energy, particularly someone of the same sex. It's a chemistry joke and a play on the equation of combustion energy E=MVΔT

Guy 1 "bro I was so tired so I had to smoke up for some power."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."

by Epic989 March 24, 2019

Queen Cry

A Queen by role but perhaps not by blood. Queen Cry references a body double for a lizard. It might sound weird but if you come across a Queen Cry you will instantly know.

"dude do you think Queen Cry is a lizard?" "For sure dude she is a Queen Cry after all."

by Epic989 February 2, 2018

Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.

"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"

by Epic989 May 4, 2018

Deprectile dysfunction

When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

by Epic989 September 2, 2019

Kips

Basically is a man with kissable lips. A REALLY HOT MAN. It's not someones name exactly but it's more of a title you apply to a man. It's a type of gay slang that originated from gay leather clubs down in the southern United States. It's almost considered offensive because it's like calling a gay person even more gay then can be possibly imagined, but it's still slang used today in Gay clubs like the Underwater Indian Man in Milwaukee.

Guy 1 "omg look at that kips over there. I just wanna smooch him so much"
Guy 2 " oh you're right. Look at that hunk of a man."

by Epic989 March 6, 2019

Throbble Sobble

With the release of the new pokemon starters one of the three consists of Sobble. Sobble is a water type and is probably the least threatening of the three. Within hours of Sobble being announced people started making cartoon porn out of the character. Thus the name Throbble Sobble was created

Guy 1 "Bro Sobble be so hot."
Guy 2 "yeah bro he be throbbin"
Guy 1 "I just want to suck off Throbble Sobble so bad bro"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

A Seppy

Seppy

Seppy is what you call someone if they watch to much Jojo. the word seppy is a direct reference to the show so it highly offends anyone who hears it and watches the show. A Seppy basically only consumes all happiness that is gained from the Anime and then makes people turn and the colour blue in the pure amount of sick they feel. Anyone in a cult of the Seppy is a Sepparatist and must be Treated with absolute caution.

Guy 1 "bro that's a Seppy, don't talk to them it's not worth it man"
Guy 2 "what do you mean man?"
A Seppy "have you guys ever heard of the PILLAR MEN?"
Guy 1 "dear god no"

by Epic989 March 6, 2019