Epic989's definitions

Deprectile dysfunction

When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

by Epic989 September 2, 2019

E=MVΔCrack

It's when you smoke crack off of someones crack for energy, particularly someone of the same sex. It's a chemistry joke and a play on the equation of combustion energy E=MVΔT

Guy 1 "bro I was so tired so I had to smoke up for some power."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."

by Epic989 March 24, 2019

Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.

"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"

by Epic989 May 4, 2018

Queen Cry

A Queen by role but perhaps not by blood. Queen Cry references a body double for a lizard. It might sound weird but if you come across a Queen Cry you will instantly know.

"dude do you think Queen Cry is a lizard?" "For sure dude she is a Queen Cry after all."

by Epic989 February 2, 2018

She's decent

These are the words you want to hear after you trap someone. You will hold it against them for the rest of their existence. Once they are trapped after saying those words referring to a trap they are screwed.

Red "hey guys let's get that Odious money"
Every single human being ever "SHE'S DECENT LMAO"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

Fenangle

Fenangle is the word you use when you don't just bamboozle someone. It's for when you hit someone with a prank or comeback so hard that there is no other word you could possibly use to describe the level of power you just unleashed.

Man 1 gets destroyed with words
Man 2 "HAHAHAHA GET FENANGLE"

by Epic989 March 12, 2019

Throbble Sobble

With the release of the new pokemon starters one of the three consists of Sobble. Sobble is a water type and is probably the least threatening of the three. Within hours of Sobble being announced people started making cartoon porn out of the character. Thus the name Throbble Sobble was created

Guy 1 "Bro Sobble be so hot."
Guy 2 "yeah bro he be throbbin"
Guy 1 "I just want to suck off Throbble Sobble so bad bro"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019