therapist

someone who says they'll help you bye talking to you, you tell them your deepest secrets and they silently judge you

go see a therapist.

by Br34kf45t November 13, 2018

therapist

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

by javaturtle January 13, 2004

therapist

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =

Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.

by undefined =] August 15, 2007

therapist

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom

my therapist just told me I was normal.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

therapist

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.

Melissa is my therapist.

by Michael Duy January 11, 2004

therapist

rapist

Oh my gosh! That guy is a therapist! Be careful!

by Beccaboo September 11, 2012

Therapist

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

I'll take the rapist for 500

by Chase C June 01, 2005