Dave's definitions

Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.

"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "

by Dave July 6, 2004

head cheese

A type of food that the big brother of some insane hick is good at making. Source : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version). What is head-cheese? Use your imagination if you dare...

"My brother makes good head-cheese!

by Dave September 22, 2004

thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.

"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.

Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.

by dave June 28, 2004

borrange

A word to describe the facial expression made when a potato is accidentally jammed forcefully into your bollocks by Mr. Flibble

Man I got fair Borranged.

by Dave January 6, 2005

laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.

Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*

by Dave January 9, 2005

jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.

'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'

by dave January 23, 2005