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by Dave January 21, 2004
Get the splarf mug.sloaney types found often, but not exclusively at the follwing universities - Bristol, Durham, Exeter, Edinburgh & St Andrews. Bray very loudly when in groups. Guys usually called Tom, girls called Pippa (but can have other very obscure names). Move to Fulham and the area around Battersea Rise after university. Some of the world´s most obnoxious people.
by dave September 14, 2003
Get the yah mug.1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.
1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.
1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.
1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder
1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."
1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."
by Dave June 16, 2004
Get the school of hard knocks mug.The terrible creature that wanders the halls of Oak Forest High School. It is 12 feet tall, weighs 26,000 pounds, and keeps human scalps in its fanny pack. It answers to Eboni.
by Dave March 9, 2004
Get the the buck mug.Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.
by dave May 27, 2003
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Get the DNA mug."She had a camel toe.....I thought about how badly I wanted to rub her pussy, but I had to keep calm."
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by Dave July 9, 2004
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