Dave's definitions

trek

A random 4-10 mile walk in any way the light falls, usually because of weed but can be handy when drunk. It is the arch rival of the dreaded mong

"i proper need to trek"
n e 1 fancy a trek?

by dave November 24, 2003

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

by Dave November 24, 2003

Gronk

Two levels down from white trash.

Those gronks were too smacked out to make it to their kid's custody hearing.

by Dave November 24, 2003

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003

Konami Code

Very similar to greatest of all arcade games- Street Fighter 2 The World Warrior. However on SF2 its not A + B + Start buttons but Small punch + Med Punch + Big Punch.
When entered while on demo screen numbers are displayed, beleived to be the number of Sheng Long's Mothers credit card, Stolen by Ryu in order to purchase manga videos after Sheng refused Ryu's request to "Giz a Twenny Bro!" hence beginning da Fighta.

0001 0030 4567 4509 etc

by Dave November 24, 2003

Unwomanplayafiedism

A type of affliction where it is impossible to get layed.

Man, i really suffer from unwomanplayafiedism, i can't get any chick to sleep with me.

by Dave November 24, 2003