Dave's definitions

tampon socket

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.

by dave December 4, 2003

Meryl Silverburgh

A redhead-slash-brunette chick from Metal Gear Solid. Although a tomboy, she is actually quite cute, and she likes it when you stare at her titties.

She is also VERY flexy (in Twin Snakes, you can see her doing little exercises in her cell; sometimes when you look down at her on different occasions, she will do different exercises, including calesthenics). ^.^

"Why're you staring at my..?"
-MGS : Twin Snakes, staring at Meryl.

by Dave June 6, 2004

SA80

Another name for the L85A1, the name of the british standard-issue assault rifle.

"The SA80, otherwise known as the L85A1, is a bullpup assault rifle chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, 30 rounds. It seems like a nice gun; I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

Green out

To vomit after inhaling substances- Usually marijuana

1: *cough cough*
2: Dude- dont green out
1: *Vomits*

by Dave October 22, 2004

political siding

A person's choice of whether to be a republican, democrat, or neither.

Used instead of "political party", because, for example, I am not with a political PARTY or GROUP. I am just choosing what kind of side I like.

"I choose to be neither, but it appears as though I lean more toward republican beliefs, such as business, religion, and most of all, guns. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Dracula

Count Vlad Tepes Dracula

The incarnate of pure evil. Known widely for having a diet consisting of human blood. A stealer of souls so that they become slaves, considered "tribute".
Although Dracula has been killed time and time again, Dracula is immortal.
Dracula also has a son named Alucard, who is also half-human. However, Alucard is against his father.

"Castlevania rules. ^_^ "
-me

"Dracoolah!"
-a voice from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

by Dave June 16, 2004

Spectageous

Spectacularly outrageous; exceptionally positive.

Beyonce's posterior is spectageously pronounced in her videos.

by Dave December 15, 2004