Dave's definitions

thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.

"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

R.C.H.

A red cunt hair. Referring to the smallest unit of space, length, width, or height allowable.

I missed that bullseye by an R.C.H..

by Dave December 20, 2002

dunkachino

Get to your nearest dunkin donuts and order yourself a tasty dunkachino. Let it cool down and then pour it between your girls boobs. Drink it up like a fountain biotches.

Jordan and Nastallia shared the ultimate dunkachino, man did she dunk his donuts.

by Dave December 31, 2004

laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.

Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*

by Dave January 9, 2005

pookakke

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.

Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).

by dave August 29, 2003

ice clamper

cape breton word used for iceburgs

the ice clampers are in the harbour today

by dave March 16, 2005

mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.

That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.

by Dave November 30, 2003