Dave's definitions

nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

by Dave February 3, 2004

scoobies

The term scoobies comes from "Scooby Snacks" and refers to charred bits of herb and ash you may suck in while hitting a bowl. While unpleasant, they are no where near as bad as a flaming scooby which is a still smoldering piece of bud that will scorch the back of your throat.

"Dude, that bowl is almost kicked. If you hit it too hard you'll get some mad scoobies . . ."

"*coughing* Boo! Scoobies suck!"

by dave August 24, 2004

motts

Brooklyn term used for high grade marijuana, but can be used for other things as well.

Man the sizzler was motts! Damn this bag of bud is motts! Y0 werd son them sneakers is motts!

by Dave March 7, 2003

I seen it!

a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two

"hey peter, I seen it!"

by Dave February 5, 2005

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003

D.L.H

Deutch Lesbo Haircut
a midlength haircut that slants down from the back of the head to the front.

"dude, check that mad DLH over there"

by dave January 20, 2004

Denley

A seat or chair on which it is impossible to get comfortable.

I just can't relax on this Denley.

by Dave November 19, 2003