Dave's definitions

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 27, 2003

Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.

I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.

by Dave March 4, 2003

weinis

A combination between the words "weiner" and "penis".

He has a big weinis.

You're such a weinis.

by Dave March 4, 2003

meager

Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.

He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.

by Dave March 4, 2003

Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"

by Dave March 4, 2003

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

Navism

The mannor in which a fag is smoked

One that pulls funny faces, with raised eyebrows and big open eyes...

by Dave March 5, 2003