Dave's definitions

come out

A term referring to a person deciding to tell once and for all that he is a homosexual.

"Why couldn't this term mean 'telling the truth'? -_-' "
-me

by Dave September 26, 2004

craterface

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

by Dave February 1, 2005

TLC

Tender Love and Care

That dirtmobile needs some TLC

by Dave April 26, 2003

bgs

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

by Dave February 12, 2004

Skin Hat

The act of placing your ball sack on soemone's head.

Charlie gave his boyfriend a skin hat because Charlie is the gayest kid ever.

by Dave April 7, 2004

swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

by Dave January 10, 2005

badonkadonk

Big meaty asscheeks that are so sexy that you just wanna spank 'em n kiss 'em n cum on 'em. Always used as prime stroke off material.

My old girlfriend Ruthie S. had quite the badonkadonk....I used to stroke off to it several times daily, even at work!

by Dave February 6, 2004