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Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
by Dave May 1, 2004
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Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.
"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"
by Dave July 24, 2006
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lesbianos

Some word I like to shout out for whatever reason I feel like, including just the reading of the word "lesbian". Meant to sound italian.
"*prancing about* lesbianos!!!"
-me
by Dave January 26, 2004
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w/e

Abbreviation commonly used in personal ads to indicate someone is well endowed.
"MWM D/D free, W/E and cut. Seeking WF for good times."
(This would translate to: Married white male, drug and disease free, well endowed and circumsized. Seeking white female for sex.)
by Dave July 30, 2008
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Soap Dodger

generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.
"check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat shagging,tim fucking soapdodgers.filthy cunts!"
by dave May 23, 2003
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Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
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Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
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