Dave's definitions

Git

It's another name for Jeppo.

Jeppo you GIT!

by Dave November 4, 2003

zero tolerance

A common phrase referring all lack of being able to tolerate something. Often a policy referring to various rules to increase strictness and banish all regard for anything against the zero tolerance policy.

"Schools have a zero tolerance policy to guns, understandably, but even leather trenchcoats, pieces of a weapon, chains, certain 'threatening' perephinelia, and all sorts of other things. Pretty soon, there will be a zero tolerance policy for CLOTHES."
-me

by Dave September 23, 2004

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

by Dave July 29, 2003

roof tilers nailbags

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female

look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!

by dave November 25, 2004

MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

by Dave March 30, 2004

my boy

A good friend aka homie.

Hey Steve meet my boy Modzy

by Dave September 1, 2004