Dave's definitions

Apu

Everyone's beloved hindu from The Simpsons. ^_^

"Would you like to try these new hotdogs? They are made from an oil company!"
-Apu, The Simpsons Hit'n'Run

"...it looks like the end of the road for Apu..."
-Apu, The Simpsons Road Rage

by Dave January 15, 2004

political correctness

The biggest excuse since canned cheese.

"We can't have movies like Blazing Saddles, or shows like Monty Python of Beavis & Butthead because of political correctness!! >.< watch, if I put up some movie with fucked-up humor, it'll be taken off not because it's racist or stupid or anything, but because of politics!!! >_<"

by Dave January 15, 2004

castlevania

*The castle in Transylvania.
*One of Konami's greatest masterpieces! ^.^

You want a real example of Castlevania? Play the game series!!

by Dave January 15, 2004

penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

by Dave January 15, 2004

british

The nationality name for a person from the united kingdom. It's also a language in its own right because they use words to represent meanings, words like bird, tart, claret, filth, bloody, etc etc etc.

"The british are America's best friends."

by Dave January 15, 2004

knucks

Short for "knuckles".

"I'm buyin' me some brass knucks."

by Dave January 15, 2004

whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

by Dave January 15, 2004