Dave's definitions

chick

*A beautiful woman.
*Any type of woman.

"I met this one chick the other night....man she was ugly!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

SS-20

SS-20 Saber-Class

A Soviet nuclear missile.

"It's hard to find pictures and names of specific nuclear weapons. -.-' "
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

japanemoticons

Japanese computer emoticons.

^_^ happy
-_- not so happy
>_< angry
o_o shocked

"I use japanemoticons because they look more cute and expressional."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

beef

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

chadding

the act of giving yourself oral sex

"Have you ever given yourself a chadding?"

by Dave April 27, 2006

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 27, 2003