Dave's definitions

leeching

Posting an image file directly on a message board or website without linking to it, or the site that it came from. Leeching tends to be hell on the original site's bandwidth, and it is customary to swap the image for something embarrassing and/or disgusting.

Some cocksucker was leeching one of my pics, so I swapped it for Tubgirl!

by Dave October 6, 2003

perestroika

The all-scale, often economical, change that occured in the 80's in the Soviet Union. Ultimately, perestroika collapsed the age of the Soviets. Now, the Soviet Union is called the CIS (Commonwealth of Independant States), aka : Russia.

"We live in a sad age...imperialism...totalitarianism...perestroika..."
-Revolver Ocelot in MGS2, after Snake survives the second round of torture

by Dave March 25, 2004

wizzywig

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

"..........it's an internet term."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Closer

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.

"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me

by Dave September 15, 2004

windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

by Dave June 22, 2004

bombernaut

A person who jumps out of a plane with a bomb tied to their chest.

My lifelong goal is to jump out of a plane with a bomb tied to my chest. I want to be a bombernaut.

by Dave March 10, 2004

slanteye

Racist slur to refer to a person of oriental descent, be it Japanese, Chinese, Korean, etc.

"Damn slanteyes!"
-a racist dude

by Dave March 26, 2004