Dave's definitions

waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.

Dave Curtis is not a waster, he simply likes the occasional pint of ale.

by Dave December 28, 2003

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004

fucked up

Being on some shit that done got you tore up

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up

by Dave March 25, 2004

Justice friend

A derogatory Colloquialism from Sydney's Northern beaches.

meaning: A person who must right wrongs.

e.g. 1:
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.

Use: "What a Justice friend"

by dave January 19, 2005

jumpr0n

What you say on Alpengeist on the first drop, and second inversion.

OFMZGOMFOZGMZ MATT, JUMPR0N!!!!11111112.
jumpr0n.

by Dave June 27, 2004

dillhole

The reference to the phallic shape of a Dill Pickle and the hole at the end of a phallus.

your a Dillhole

by Dave April 30, 2003

assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

by Dave February 26, 2005