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A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.
by Dave August 20, 2004
Get the simpsons mug.An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".
"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."
by Dave August 12, 2008
Get the Oysterfest mug.Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
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Boss: "Anyone?"
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Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
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Boss: "Anyone?"
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Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
by Dave October 17, 2003
Get the access mug.- "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight
by Dave March 1, 2004
Get the ip mug.The only cool Pokemon anymore. In the first Pokemon movie he goes around killing people. That is so badass.
Mewtwo uses the power of his mind to cause havoc. Isn't that just plain cool?!?
Mewtwo uses the power of his mind to cause havoc. Isn't that just plain cool?!?
by Dave March 21, 2004
Get the mewtwo mug.The government of the United States of America.
The US government is "owned" by the civilian population of the United States, and they have the right to voice their opinions without consequences from the government.
There are three branches of the US government, from lowest to highest in power:
Local Government (run by a mayor)
State Government (run by a governor)
Federal Government (run by a president)
All three of these levels of government work together (sometimes; it depends) for certain purposes, such as involving taxes and how taxes can be used for various services. For example, the local and state governments work together, often, to create local services, like schools, police departments, and hospitals. The federal government, on the other hand, is rife with countless services and agencies, with enough power to serve the entire nation and other nations.
When one thinks of the US government, they usually think of the federal government, which is, as mentioned, the highest level of government.
The US government has been bashed time and time again concerning its true purpose. The US government does have certain secrets, but the US government is better than any other government if you stop and think about it. The US government is run by bureaucrats, not thugs (all kinds of nations think our government is evil and gone mad).
Although it is entirely your opinion, hear mine : THE US GOVERNMENT IS NOT EVIL.
The US government is "owned" by the civilian population of the United States, and they have the right to voice their opinions without consequences from the government.
There are three branches of the US government, from lowest to highest in power:
Local Government (run by a mayor)
State Government (run by a governor)
Federal Government (run by a president)
All three of these levels of government work together (sometimes; it depends) for certain purposes, such as involving taxes and how taxes can be used for various services. For example, the local and state governments work together, often, to create local services, like schools, police departments, and hospitals. The federal government, on the other hand, is rife with countless services and agencies, with enough power to serve the entire nation and other nations.
When one thinks of the US government, they usually think of the federal government, which is, as mentioned, the highest level of government.
The US government has been bashed time and time again concerning its true purpose. The US government does have certain secrets, but the US government is better than any other government if you stop and think about it. The US government is run by bureaucrats, not thugs (all kinds of nations think our government is evil and gone mad).
Although it is entirely your opinion, hear mine : THE US GOVERNMENT IS NOT EVIL.
"The US government is not evil like everyone says. Compared to other governments, we are just a bunch of mindless bureaucrats, not oppressive nazis or fascists or imperialists. Government agents, although a few may have agendas, are merely doing there jobs (hence the word "bureaucrat). Like one guy described the definition of government, the government just wants to be your friend....lol silly-sounding I guess. But it's said to be a well-known fact that you should NOT trust the government. Now after hearing that, I am confused."
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by Dave April 16, 2004
Get the US government mug.A racist, anti-white, anti-semitic leader of the racist cult the Nation of Islam.
Promotes hatred of whites and Jews, and believes whites were created in a lab, are white devils, and that Judaism is a gutter religion.
Propegates hatred against whites and Jews while hiding behind the tired defense that blacks can't be racist, when they infact can.
Promotes hatred of whites and Jews, and believes whites were created in a lab, are white devils, and that Judaism is a gutter religion.
Propegates hatred against whites and Jews while hiding behind the tired defense that blacks can't be racist, when they infact can.
What up white devil? You opppress the black man. I want you all to kill the white man, the white devils, and Jews, they knew about 9/11, they hate us. Kill them, but pretend we can't be racist.
by dave July 10, 2004
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