Dave's definitions

comrade general

Sometimes used to refer to a military general of a communist nation.

"Greetings comrade general."
-chinese interface voice from C&C : Generals, during a China campaign mission briefing

by Dave March 26, 2004

baggins

Derogatory/affectionate term for a female.

"Wi-nop-woo-hey-zip-paf-nrr-Baggins!"
"Oi, Baggins!"
"Fulla is a baggins"

by Dave March 6, 2004

phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.

Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.

by dave March 17, 2003

Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

by Dave January 7, 2005

Gashead

A noble and high-brow football connoisseur who is of more sound mind than the supporters of Bristol City.
Exact opposite of 'Shithead'

A Bristol Rovers supporter

by Dave December 21, 2003

Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.

"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

hack

*To break into a computer and access files and what-not, often by clandestine and illegal means.
*A term referring to a cheater in a game of CS.

"I'm going to access the confidential Metal Gear files."
"Isn't it protected by a password and firewall?"
"Yes but...there are ways. ^_~ "
-Otacon & Snake conversing about trying to find out about the PAL system

"That guy's too good. He must be a hacker. Damn him!"
-me, getting my ass kicked by someone who is just too damn good at CS

by Dave April 16, 2004