Dave's definitions

EBay Roulette

A game played by some EBayers, in which you pump the bid of a normally-priced item to ludicrous prices (often in the hundreds of thousands) while trying to avoid being the one that ends up with the final bid, and thus having to pay the over-inflated price.

Hmm, there's no bids on that item! Why don't we have a game of EBay Roulette?

by Dave August 1, 2004

wool

1) Fool, idiot.
2) Cockhead

Did you see that shit? That guy's a wool!

by Dave August 13, 2003

Donut Fuck

A general term used to describe any situation in which one encounters a narrow, well fortified entrance to a base or camped area.

There's a sniper at the end of that donut fuck (a.k.a. hallway).

by Dave November 13, 2003

EA

Electronic Arts.

The name of a massive videogame corporation that has brought us countless games of all genres, all series, and for all platforms, such as The Sims, Command & Conquer, Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, Medal of Honor, , and even a plethora of sports games.

"They bought out various failing gaming companies......but if they buy out Nintendo I'll be pissed. Then again, it'll never happen. ^_~ "

by Dave January 26, 2004

world domination

An event where one person, or perhaps even a group of people, have absolute control of the entire planet.

Usually a basic goal of the main evil character in a kid's action cartoon.

Something everybody wants.

"Everybody wants to rule the world"
-that one song

by Dave January 7, 2005

zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

by Dave March 14, 2004

Quagmire

Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~

"Heh. Alriiiiiight."
-Quagmire

by Dave October 12, 2004