Dave's definitions

old

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

by Dave March 26, 2004

shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

by DAVE December 12, 2003

cocaine

the presence of heartless and flave money in a sistuation invovling money or power

wow i see cocaine... heartless must be here

by dave March 21, 2003

paper

Slang term for "money".

"I take that papuh."
-CJ stealing some dough

by Dave November 29, 2004

SOG

A well-known manufacturer of survival & combat knives.

"The SOG Tigershark is their biggest knife."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

owwww

Common phrase used by Britney Spear in songs. Also used as a pause breaker to start a conversation, although it has many other uses, and can be used randomly throughout conversation.

"OOOOOwwwwwwwww, alright like?"
"OOwwwwww, cush like"
"My chinks itchy as fuck, oooooowww"

by dave May 13, 2005

plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

by Dave March 31, 2005