Dave's definitions

the buck

The terrible creature that wanders the halls of Oak Forest High School. It is 12 feet tall, weighs 26,000 pounds, and keeps human scalps in its fanny pack. It answers to Eboni.

Run for your life!! The buck is coming!!

by Dave March 9, 2004

school of hard knocks

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.

1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."

by Dave June 16, 2004

Navism

The mannor in which a fag is smoked

One that pulls funny faces, with raised eyebrows and big open eyes...

by Dave March 5, 2003

grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

criminal

A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.

"Our government is run by criminals."

by Dave January 14, 2004

emotionally-numb

A term relating to apathy, the complete lack of emotions.

"I'm so emotionally-numb that I didn't react to see a picture of an aborted baby.....I guess that is bad, isn't it. It makes me think, but I don't express it."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

.50BMG

The caliber for the Barret M82A1 sniper rifle.
Easily it is the biggest, fattest, most powerful calibur for a rifle. Has enough power to serve as an AT (anti-tank) round.

"If you were to shoot a rifle, like the M82A1, chambered for .50BMG, you'd probably lose your arm after pulling the trigger. The round is just a FUCKING POWERHOUSE!!! @.@"

by Dave February 1, 2004