Dave's definitions

buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.

Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.

by Dave May 5, 2003

2-stepping

2-stepping is actually (potentially) the least violent move associated with hardcore dancing. 2-stepping is much like skanking, a dance typically performed at ska shows, except more violent, with slightly changed steps. 2-stepping/two-stepping is executed during a "2-step" part of the song. 2-step parts are typically characterized by "bass, bass, snare" rolling, repititious drum beats and a "rolling" guitar line. One knows when to 2-step because they hear/feel the beat, and know respond with 2-step. To the trained ear, it's instinctual.

The most basic 2-step is performed like so:
Step 1: (Simultaneously) Slight hop onto right foot, bring left leg forward (like a kick), bend over slightly and, bring the left arm back, the right arm left/downward across the body.
Middle-step: Bring the left foot back, hopping onto it and putting your weight on it.
Step 2: Shoot the left arm right/downward/across the body while bringing the right arm back and bringing the right leg forward (like kicking).
Now Repeat.

It clearly shows influence from, and is just a hardcore variation of, skanking. It's a very repititious, alternating, simple step, but it befits the music perfectly and many motions (violent arm swings) can be incorporated to make it more fun and interesting to perform and/or watch.
In Buffalo, NY, for example, 2-step is done to the tempo of the music, whereas in the Cleveland, Ohio scene there is less concern with 2-stepping to the tempo and more attention is given to just 2-stepping as quickly and ferociously as one can.
There are many different variations of the 2-step including swiveling ones torso almost all the way to either side, throwing the arms or elbows back as part of the step, or 2-stepping very low to the ground.

Adam: "You have a unique 2-step."

Dave: "I love seeing a whole pit of kids 2-stepping. It really tugs on my heartstrings to see that many people having fun as a result of the same thi--"
Brit "Dave, shut up."

For a good example of a 2-step beat, listen between 1:10 and 1:30 in the song "Sun Poison and Skin Cancer" by The Acacia Strain

To see kids 2-stepping in person, just go to a hardcore show!

by Dave November 9, 2006

steady

Neither increasing nor decreasing, or if either, very slightly and returning to original value.

The temperature is held at a steady 72 degrees fahrenheit.

by Dave February 11, 2004

Navism

The mannor in which a fag is smoked

One that pulls funny faces, with raised eyebrows and big open eyes...

by Dave March 5, 2003

Tiny Dancer

A young man, usually under 5ft 5, who has a startling ability to immediately start dancing with no transitional period, often when you least expect it.

Woah, did you see Gavin Brown in the Market House last night? That guy's a Tiny Dancer.

by Dave February 6, 2003

criminal

A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.

"Our government is run by criminals."

by Dave January 14, 2004

grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004