Dave's definitions

FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

by Dave October 15, 2006

jaf

A cool dude

That blokes a jaf

by Dave February 3, 2003

fiance

Future Ex-wife, person you plan to get married to.
french for "kill me"

meet melissa she is my future ex-wife she calls me her fiance

by dave February 3, 2005

US Cavalry

A website that allows you to buy perephinelia from the US Military and US Police units (including SWAT).

"You can buy boots, clothes, BDU's, GPS transmittors, binocs, dogtags, patches, and many more! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

dong breath

After some ho be giving ya head and then ya sniff her breath, thats be what yall smelling

man that ho is such a skank, she always gots the dong breath

by Dave May 13, 2005

disestablishmentarianism

Opposing the establishment.

"What're you doing in my house?!"
"You know. Trespassing. Invading your collective privacy. Disestablishmentarianism."
"Say wha?"

by Dave September 13, 2004

fartnug

a small nugget of anything that might fall from one's anus during the process of flatulation

Say there friend, thats one nasty FARTNUG that fell from your asshole when you farted!

by Dave August 2, 2003