Dave's definitions

oh, my, gawd

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.

"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl

by Dave March 30, 2004

raped

1. To be completely destroyed in a game, never having a chance or an attempt at beating the opponent(s).

An7i HeRo: LMAO! U JUST GOT RAPED U FUCKING NOOB! MAYBE NEXT TIME! IM SO L33T
RENEGADEJESUS3: awww man, that sucked. ur such a haxzor anti. i got raped up the ass...

by dave April 12, 2005

Portteus

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

by Dave October 11, 2004

Air Tight

When a girl takes on three guys at once, one in the ass, mouth and the pussy. All at the same time; hence see becomes, air tight.

Man we had a DP going and then she took another cock in the mouth, shit she was air tight.

by Dave May 14, 2004

Interceptor

Body armor that can withstand high-caliber munitions, including 7.62.

"Interceptor is a cool name for a durable armor vest."

by Dave November 11, 2004

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

Six-Six-Fourty-Four

The name for June 6th, 1944.

"Six-Six-Fourty-Four will live in infamy. But let's hope it never has to happen again."
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004