Chefspam's definitions

Xenocrastiphobia

The fear that someone is procrastinating better then you.

Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.

by Chefspam November 9, 2017

Mr Resident

What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.

Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.

by Chefspam March 18, 2017

Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 8, 2014

Lawnboni

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 4, 2013

cybromance

An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.

Using an electronic device to replace human contact.

Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Areola 51

The sensual place your mind goes when cleavage is visible, and you hope/wonder what that next half inch would expose.

When the waitress delivered our food, she bent over and I went right to Areola 51.

by Chefspam May 31, 2015

Clusterphobia

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.

As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.

by Chefspam December 14, 2013