18 definitions by Chefspam

Murphy in Retrograde

A special time in the universe when, everything that can, will go Right.

After I found my lost class ring, and the Prize Patrol knocked on my door, I knew that was, Murphy in Retrograde.

by Chefspam March 20, 2015

cybromance

An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.

Using an electronic device to replace human contact.

Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour

by Chefspam January 3, 2014

AGEitis

A general term to describe any number of age related maladies

I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?

by Chefspam April 14, 2015

Belligerante

A loud, obnoxious, opinionated individual who tries to dominate all conversations.

It's hard to get in a word, when talking to a Belligerante.

by Chefspam December 17, 2014

Clusterphobia

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.

As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.

by Chefspam December 14, 2013

Mr Resident

What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.

Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.

by Chefspam March 19, 2017

Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 5, 2014