Chefspam's definitions

cybromance

An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.

Using an electronic device to replace human contact.

Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Inadvertent ingenuity

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Truff

The large ball of chocolate that you get in your bag, when your truffles melt together.

By the time I got home, the truffles had become one giant Truff.

by Chefspam September 20, 2014

Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 8, 2014

Belligerante

A loud, obnoxious, opinionated individual who tries to dominate all conversations.

It's hard to get in a word, when talking to a Belligerante.

by Chefspam December 16, 2014

Lawnboni

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 4, 2013