Blameability

The art of deflecting responsibility for statements or actions to another source.

His success is largely based on his uncanny knack for directing Blameability at his critics.

by Chefspam August 19, 2018

Xenocrastiphobia

The fear that someone is procrastinating better then you.

Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.

by Chefspam November 08, 2017

cybromance

An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.

Using an electronic device to replace human contact.

Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour

by Chefspam January 03, 2014

Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 05, 2014

ethicrite

A person who does not practice what they preach.

He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.

by Chefspam November 08, 2017

Lawnboni

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 05, 2013

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam April 30, 2018