18 definitions by Chefspam

ethicrite

A person who does not practice what they preach.

He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.

by Chefspam November 8, 2017

The art of deflecting responsibility for statements or actions to another source.

His success is largely based on his uncanny knack for directing Blameability at his critics.

by Chefspam August 19, 2018

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 5, 2013

Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.

by Chefspam November 8, 2017

The sensual place your mind goes when cleavage is visible, and you hope/wonder what that next half inch would expose.

When the waitress delivered our food, she bent over and I went right to Areola 51.

by Chefspam May 29, 2015

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.

He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!

by Chefspam March 11, 2017

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam April 30, 2018