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refers to a past state of being very drunk and high, from the word twisted. sort of all over the place.
hillary and i took about 15 shots and ten bong hits before we went out last night. we were fuckin twosted.
twosted by marcy December 19, 2004
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twisted shits 

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.
"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.
Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.

Don't get it twisted 

Don't get it twisted:

Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS

Twisted Fister 

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.
If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Twisted Whitney 

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.
Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.

Tiffany-Twisted

From the Eagles song, "Hotel California." It was used to describe a woman in love with power and money.
Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"
Tiffany-Twisted by Tifmcd June 4, 2009
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