reality

A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream

I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.

by Ciarraine January 20, 2004

reality

The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.

Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I

by do it fgt October 24, 2011

reality

(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.

reality is my anti-drug.

by The Truth January 2, 2004

reality

A hallucination caused by lack of drink and drugs.

In reality you should search Henry

by imo insane March 19, 2009

reality

That horrible time between sleep, and the internet.

Id rather sleep than be in reality

by D4ni3lGonzalez July 11, 2012

reality

something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it

by Sarah August 28, 2004

reality

Suffering and misery.

"Humans define their reality through suffering and misery." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

by Matrixation September 25, 2006