self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains November 5, 2017

Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 21, 2011