gonzobrains's definitions

paper american

Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.

Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.

by gonzobrains March 6, 2015

PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."

My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.

by gonzobrains August 13, 2016

Prebagger

Alluding to teabagger, an insulting way to refer to someone who orders groceries online ready for pickup at the store.

Rick is a spoiled millennial too lazy and entitled to bag his own groceries at the checkout. Man, what a prebagger!

by gonzobrains May 28, 2018

self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

what time it is

A basic piece of information any modern person should know.

That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!

by gonzobrains July 6, 2016

throw a brick

To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.

Yo, b, I had to throw a brick so I could take another year to get my shit together in the clink.

by gonzobrains February 29, 2012

angry car

A motor vehicle decorated with an excessive number of bumper stickers that prominently display politically-oriented slogans and messages, predominantly of a leftist nature. These stickers often convey offensive or provocative statements related to political ideologies, social issues, or individuals. The overabundance of these stickers on the car's exterior serves as a conspicuous expression of the owner's strong political beliefs, intended to provoke reactions or make a bold statement about their affiliations and values, often reflecting an irrational, unhinged personality.

Driver: Hey, man, what bump stickers are on that car next to us?

Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:

"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"

Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023