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Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.
Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.
by gonzobrains March 6, 2015
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by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
Get the PBS and wank mug.Alluding to teabagger, an insulting way to refer to someone who orders groceries online ready for pickup at the store.
Rick is a spoiled millennial too lazy and entitled to bag his own groceries at the checkout. Man, what a prebagger!
by gonzobrains May 28, 2018
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Get the what time it is mug.To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.
by gonzobrains February 29, 2012
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