cool/funny; used primarily..actually pretty much ONLY in the bay area. It's great to use when you want to make someone laugh, for sure :)
by sillyyyme February 16, 2009
A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.
Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."
Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."
Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."
by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013
An expressionless yet slightly angered gaze given in malice or disgust by a large group of people, upon hearing of something the average person finds unbelievable or unsatisfactory, especially conspiracy theories. It is called the fluoride stare due to a popular conspiracy theory that the Government puts toxic fluoride in water to control the mass population.
by Racist_Yellow_Man June 5, 2019
The sexual act of a man ejaculating into there partners mouth, then rubbing their penis along their teeth simulating the brushing of teeth.
Johnny:"Mommy, why are you're teeth so white?"
Mom: "Well daddy is really good at fluoride Surprises."
Mom: "Well daddy is really good at fluoride Surprises."
by BigAssJimBo March 5, 2012
by Rata0931 April 19, 2023
When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
by Brian H January 29, 2008
someone that Is blissfully wilfully Ignorant that will do No research of critical Issues that they should know about and continue to believe and spread lies because themselves may be evil and will Not help do anything about It.
Metaphorically someone that Is Intoxicated on fluoride that causes them to continue to believe all the lies of evil people that told them that fluoride Is good for them because themselves may be evil and will Not help do anything about It.
Metaphorically someone that Is Intoxicated on fluoride that causes them to continue to believe all the lies of evil people that told them that fluoride Is good for them because themselves may be evil and will Not help do anything about It.
fluoride-head someome that believes and spread the lies of a government and will do No research If It be true or Not because they may be evil themselves and will Not help do anything about It.
by Ortafunk November 12, 2013