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esoteric
1. A moment when you allow all possibilities of expression. When you start judging the quality of a word by its ability to express thought. When you allow all realities to be in your awareness you become one with the 'Universal Consciousness'."
2. When you become a pretentious ass online.
1. "He spoke an esotericy and proved his wisdom."
2. "He spoke an esotericy and proved himself to be an ass."
esotericy by Matt C. March 29, 2004
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esoteric 

1. Of or relating to that which is known by a restricted number of people.

2. Delicious
Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
In Peter's Brain
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
back to the real world
Peter: Lois, Who's the Boss is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.
- Family Guy 14/13
esoteric by Randy Newman December 20, 2004

Esoteric's Law 

When debating with a comrade, the longer your discussion continues, the more likely it is the comrade's argument will degrade into nothing but character assassinations, and baseless assertions; this will always inevitably happen.

(A variant of Sargon's Law, or Hoodie's Law )
"Did you see Libertarian Socialist Rants committing Esoteric's Law on his recent video?

exoteric 

Exoteric commonly means intended for or likely to be understood by the general public. The general mass of humans are given words, ideas, teachings, morals, myths, analogies, philosophies, memes and dogmas as a way of controlling their behavior. As a bull is controlled with the aid of a ring thru his nose, the masses of humans are controlled by means of exoteric knowledge.
Zippy was hard to control because exoteric knowledge escaped his micro-cephalic mind.
exoteric by fred ressler August 17, 2016

Esoteric 

Understood by or meant for only a select few.
The band Chameleon Circuit was esoteric to Dr Who fans.
Esoteric by DeathonaCone December 9, 2012

esoteric 

adj.
1)understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite.
2)belonging to the select few.
3)private; secret;confidential.
TRISHA: and the winning theme is 'That Episode of Whos the Boss Where Tony Sees Rachael Naked in the Shower.
PETER: YES! That's mine! un-freakin-believable!
LOIS: Peter, isn't that somewhat esoteric?
PETER: Lois, Whos the Boss isn't a food.
esoteric by Ed August 4, 2004

7l&esoteric

The duo formed in 1992 when Esoteric DJed a hip hop show at a college radio station north of Boston. 7L, a DJ and producer who listened to the show, contacted Esoteric in the interest of collaborating. The two found they shared a common love of the golden age of hip-hop and decided to form a group.
7l&esoteric Esoteric
I assault the mic and rock it stompin out the microscopic
Esoteric's like anthropic psychotics, semi-robotic
When I drop it, I launch a pencil through your central ventricle
Tear those tenticles, makin you a mental vegetable
Ecumenical, malpractice evil demi-Gods attack the baptist
Severin their prefix
My molecular, structure, raises the temperature
All praise the emperor, tarantula, nebular inhabitant
Esoteric's landed past extravagant
Established in between Giza's stone age and the Vatican
The Paladin, battlin crabs stabbin their abdomen
Travellin through densities Devils witness the acumen
7l&esoteric by kry one September 2, 2010