5 definitions by Matt C.

esotericy

esoteric
1. A moment when you allow all possibilities of expression. When you start judging the quality of a word by its ability to express thought. When you allow all realities to be in your awareness you become one with the 'Universal Consciousness'."
2. When you become a pretentious ass online.

1. "He spoke an esotericy and proved his wisdom."
2. "He spoke an esotericy and proved himself to be an ass."

by Matt C. March 30, 2004

jiffy feet

When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.

Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.

Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!

by Matt C. April 5, 2005

aw snap

Less profane equivalent of 'oh shit.'

'Aw snap, I broke another needle.'

by Matt C. June 20, 2003

grundle

adj. The hair between a mans ball sack and anus. Often used as an insult.

John you are such a grundle

by Matt C. November 3, 2004

xx

Beer,and alcohol, such as the brand XX (Dos Equis), means 2 x's in spanish.

by Matt C. October 31, 2003