Often seen roaming the grounds of the
local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously
stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in
reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'
clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the
world does that guy get all of that
confidence?