AKACroatalin's definitions

OIC

This was a term that originated within the British Army, probably in the nineteenth century, to describe an unpleasant, ignorant, useless person. Although now usually spelled oik, the original spelling was an acronym standing for Obnoxious Ignorant Cunt except when applied to junior officers (ruperts) when it became Obnoxious Idiotic Cunt.

“They’ve put Malcolm in charge of the team-building weekend!”
“That OIC! Fuck it, I ain’t going! It’ll just be another chance for that fat fuck to kiss up kick down.”

by AKACroatalin August 14, 2016

Mmuu Mmuu

Originally the name of a baggy, shapeless dress from Hawaii, now often applied to malcolms or other baggy shapeless people.

“That Malcolm is a right Mmuu Mmuu!”
“Shouldn’t that be the other way around?”

by AKACroatalin November 10, 2016

Uzzard

An old English name for the letter Z (zed), it can also be used as a synonym for last.

If you have any five-year-old children get them to tell their teacher that the last letter of the alphabet is uzzard.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Gets up my nose

An expression of annoyance or disgust from the South West of England, and can be applied to just about anything from physical objects and people to ideas and opinions. It originated quite literally from something getting into the nasal passages and causing pain, irritation and aggravation. From there its use expanded to cover just about anything that causes annoyance, exasperation or discomfort. It is now used widely throughout the UK.

That twat Malcolm really gets up my nose.

by AKACroatalin June 22, 2015

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

Don’t Give A Shit

It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.

“Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”

by AKACroatalin June 15, 2017

Fuck Right Off

It still means fuck off, but it’s a fuck off on steroids with its fists clenched, eyes staring and a snarl on its lips. But that’s not the end of it, you can be told to “ most definitely fuck right off”, where in addition to staring and snarling with its fists clenched sweating and trembling with anticipation for the tiny trigger that will let it rip your head off and shit down your neck. There are numerous other variations until you are told to “most fucking definitely fucking well fuck right fucking off”. If this sound incoherent it’s because it is; you are now faced with a berserk, ninja vampire with titanium talons and diamond teeth who is a hairsbreadth away from howling chaos and the total destruction of you, your family and all your ancestors so that you become not even a memory.

If anyone rejects this definition, they can fuck right off.

by AKACroatalin April 26, 2015