Definitions by AKACroatalin

Gypsy 

It means to urinate or micturate and has two possible derivations, both from Cockney Rhyming Slang:-
1 Gypsy Kiss = Piss;
2 Gypsy Rose Lee = Pee;

"Where's Mike?"
"He's gone for a Gypsy."
"Well, let's hope he's not too long, it's his round."

Gypsy by AKACroatalin May 30, 2022

FIWAF 

British Army acronym describing arboreal warfare, it stands for Fighting In Woodland And Forest

"Arkie, what're we doin' on these manoeuvres?"
"FIWAF."

FIWAF by AKACroatalin March 6, 2022

Stay Woke 

First used in 1938 by Huddie William Ledbetter ‘Lead Belly’ in Scotsboro Boys. The phrase was repeated, by a union official, in 1940 to J Saunders Redding, who used it in an academic article in 1942. When Redding wrote “stay woke”, he meant stay alert for injustice, discrimination, prejudice, unfairness, to anyone, irrespective of race, colour, religion, sexual orientation or anything else.

When Redding said "Stay Woke!" He meant is as an injunction, a wake-up call, not the entry to a club or a fashion accessory.

Stay Woke by AKACroatalin August 9, 2021

Twatism 

Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."

"All white countries are institutionally racist!"
"What a twatism!"

Twatism by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021

TPO 

TPO is an acronym standing for Thoroughly Pissed Off; this means that you are about as far from happy as it is possible to get and the world and his brother can fuck right off and die.

I've just spent the morning fixing another fuck up by that fuckwit Malcolm and I am TPO.

TPO by AKACroatalin February 3, 2021

Pettinger 

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.

A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage

Pettinger by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020

Gemma Collins 

Z-list celebrity with an overdeveloped sense of her own importance, looks, intelligence and abilities. A repulsive hamplanet who is a complete waste of space.

Q How would you describe Gemma Collins?
A Face of a camel, body of a hippo, brains of a gnat.

Gemma Collins by AKACroatalin September 29, 2020