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Fine

English word meaning 'in good health'. Believed to originate from the French 'fin' which besides meaning finished also means complete or whole. It is from whole that we get the word 'hale' meaning healthy. Despite the attempts of speakers on motivational courses to suggest that it is an acronym standing for 'Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional' it is a valid word, with a considerable pedigree, to be used as the answer to the question 'How are you?'
"You know that teambuilding course I went on, silly bitch running asked me how I was, and when I said fine, looked down her nose at me and said' fine stands for Fed-up, Insecure, Emotional and Neurotic' and I should say good."
"What did you say?"
"I asked her if she was good and when she said yes looked down my nose at her and told her 'good stands for Gormless, Overbearing, Over opinionated, and Depressing' and she should say 'fine'. I got a round of applause and she didn't like that at all."
by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015
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Gasper

British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.
“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”
by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016
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OIC

This was a term that originated within the British Army, probably in the nineteenth century, to describe an unpleasant, ignorant, useless person. Although now usually spelled oik, the original spelling was an acronym standing for Obnoxious Ignorant Cunt except when applied to junior officers (ruperts) when it became Obnoxious Idiotic Cunt.
“They’ve put Malcolm in charge of the team-building weekend!”
“That OIC! Fuck it, I ain’t going! It’ll just be another chance for that fat fuck to kiss up kick down.”
by AKACroatalin August 14, 2016
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Gets up my nose

An expression of annoyance or disgust from the South West of England, and can be applied to just about anything from physical objects and people to ideas and opinions. It originated quite literally from something getting into the nasal passages and causing pain, irritation and aggravation. From there its use expanded to cover just about anything that causes annoyance, exasperation or discomfort. It is now used widely throughout the UK.
That twat Malcolm really gets up my nose.
by AKACroatalin June 22, 2015
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Mmuu Mmuu

Originally the name of a baggy, shapeless dress from Hawaii, now often applied to malcolms or other baggy shapeless people.
“That Malcolm is a right Mmuu Mmuu!”
“Shouldn’t that be the other way around?”
by AKACroatalin November 10, 2016
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V.I.Poo

A product made by Reckitt Benckiser primarily for the American market. It consists of a spray which is directed into the toilet bowl, before defecation, which prevents obnoxious odours contaminating the atmosphere. It is set to become the new must have for every brain dead silly bitch suffering from acute princess syndrome as she will now be able to convince herself that, when she drops her devil’s dumplings into the bowl, her shit don’t stink.
V.I.Poo must have been made with Lily Allen or Kim Kardashian in mind
by AKACroatalin March 17, 2017
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Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
Maybelline browmance.”
by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017
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