When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.
Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 11, 2014