6 definitions by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337
A variant of faptop (An old computer used only to view adult content or act as a receptacle for said content), in which the device is a tablet or smartphone instead of a more expensive laptop or desktop. These devices are used because they may be cheaper than a full-fledged computer, they are more difficult to get viruses on (especially in the case of iOS devices), and are more expendable/disposable.
Bob's computer was old and sucky, but it was the only one he had, and he had to share it with relatives, so it was not fit for faptop duty. Instead he went to Walmart and bought a $100 faplet.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 10, 2013
When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.
Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 11, 2014
Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 9, 2013
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 July 7, 2014
1. Any situation where people are constantly trying to outdo each other for bragging rights, or satisfaction.
2. A literal event where men measure the size of their genitals and try to brag about it or outdo other people.
2. A literal event where men measure the size of their genitals and try to brag about it or outdo other people.
1. In middle schools, popularity and social acceptance is controlled by a constant cockmeasure of trying to see who has the best technology, most "swag," etc.
2. Some idiots are trying to have a cockmeasure in the boy's bathroom.
2. Some idiots are trying to have a cockmeasure in the boy's bathroom.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 May 1, 2014
Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.
Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.
Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.
Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.
Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.
Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 1, 2014