In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 17, 2007
The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.
by mecp007 September 21, 2014
When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.
by DaddyAZ September 12, 2008
by Bryz April 30, 2008
by shaez September 19, 2014
by RodgerCodger January 4, 2011