brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
by jeny February 26, 2008
by Master_Otto September 29, 2019
When a girl thinks they have no curves or that they aren’t thick and are flat every where meaning they think they have no booty or boobs or both
Alex: Damn girl I’m a cereal box
Sara: Same like addy she got some curves she’s no where near being a cereal box
Sara: Same like addy she got some curves she’s no where near being a cereal box
by Alexa_456987 December 3, 2018
Somebody (generally a foreigner) who can't drive properly. Can be either a "cereal box" or a "cereal box driver".
The name comes from the fact that they probably got their licence out of a cereal box.
The name comes from the fact that they probably got their licence out of a cereal box.
by Pillobeam May 30, 2011
by master of dunks October 28, 2014
A set of sexual acts that have names of cereal.
Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid.
Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk.
Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women.
Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid.
Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk.
Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women.
by Dick muncher 246 January 8, 2011
A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
by Janey Canuck July 12, 2012