14 definitions by jeny
by jeny September 2, 2007
by jeny September 2, 2007
having a crush on some one you met on the internet. real unfortunate if u dont know how they look like, if they like you back, or if they even exist.
Jeny: omg steve i think i have an online crush on this guy i met online what should i do?
Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA
Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?
Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then
(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)
Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!
(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)
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Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA
Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?
Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then
(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)
Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!
(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)
X X
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by jeny October 5, 2007
1. a button that does not exist. as much as you would want it to be there, it isn't.
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
1.
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
2.
girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
2.
girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
by jeny November 4, 2007
a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!
jeny: jared your soo weird
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
by jeny March 1, 2008
"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"
"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
"crapness"
"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
by jeny September 22, 2007
a name that best friends, jeny and kimberley, used to call a girl in 5th grade. they are now seniors in high school and the name is still very funny.
jeny (in arizona): hey kimberley guess what? i saw ashtray today!!
kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow
jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.
kimberley: yup priceless
kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow
jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.
kimberley: yup priceless
by jeny November 18, 2007