caveat

A warning or caution. Used by piece-of-shit A-holes at work who try to sound important in meetings to cover up their utter incompetence.

If that fuckin' douchebag says "caveat" one more time, I'm gonna kick him in the taint. Fuckin' choad.

by Jevvy November 6, 2003

Caveat

You would know wouldn't you Dr. JeepJorp? About lying?

Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' 🤣 Hahaha! What!?

How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2022

Caveat

Verb. To consume an item of food in one mouthful whilst yawning.

"High levels of donut caveating may be observed at board meetings."

by L K Piegeler October 12, 2004

Caveat

WISCONSINITES!!

Hym "Unless it doesn't align with my interests... That last one? Obviously do whatever aligns with my interests and not just the thing I just said. There's the caveat."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.

by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

caveat emptor

Caveat Emptor is latin for "let the buyer beware" and is the basic idea that a buyer should closely examine every item and purchase they make as if they are about to be ripped off, making purchasing safer.

I gave my credit card number to some website to purchase something and the owner charged up my card. Well, as they say; Caveat Emptor.

by mxalienraptor March 5, 2005

Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

by knowcebo January 16, 2011