12 definitions by Cool Hand Duke
In Canada, a neighbourhood corner store, not part of a large chain, that is being used as a front to sell drugs. There will be some legitimate business selling soda, cigarettes, and candy bars, but most of the aisles in the store will be full of liquidation merchandise covered in a thick layer of dust.
by Cool Hand Duke February 14, 2008
a public display of affection that involves cuddling
by Cool Hand Duke October 24, 2007
Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.
In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.
As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.
As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
by Cool Hand Duke October 24, 2007
From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.
by Cool Hand Duke November 5, 2007
Abreviated from "Come Here"
What you say to a girl you've been drinking or smoking with prior to your first attempt to kiss her. It's an attempt to attract her attention and give her an early warning before you swoop in. You'll get an instant reaction to determine if you need to abort that kiss.
What you say to a girl you've been drinking or smoking with prior to your first attempt to kiss her. It's an attempt to attract her attention and give her an early warning before you swoop in. You'll get an instant reaction to determine if you need to abort that kiss.
by Cool Hand Duke November 5, 2007
In Canada, in the context of a reaction to smoking marijuana, somebody who becomes slothful, lazy, or restful and generally uninterested in sex. A lothic stoner wishes to be left alone to think or be entertained. The opposite of a lothic stoner is a pelsic stoner.
It sucks that my girlfriend is lothic and I'm pelsic. Whenever we get high together I want to go to the bar and she just wants to sit on the couch alone.
by Cool Hand Duke October 2, 2007
A chubby girl who is not so fat that she becomes completely sexually unattractive, but is too heavy to be seen socially with. A chubba may be in a lower social stratum and is never higher in status and is often seen as being uninteresting, uninteligent, and generally worthless. A chubba is often a single man's equivalent to a mistress, whom he maintains for sexual purposes whilst shopping around for a more decorative mate.
It's been two months since I've had any ass. I'd better call up my chubba in Riverside.
I'm showing up stag. It's not like I'm going to bring my chubba to a wedding.
I went to see my chubba last night. I felt bad about leaving without flushing her.
I'm showing up stag. It's not like I'm going to bring my chubba to a wedding.
I went to see my chubba last night. I felt bad about leaving without flushing her.
by Cool Hand Duke October 2, 2007