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When a person spoon feeds another person some Spunk
Jane and her husband are upper middle class, on weekends she feeds him, his own spunk, using a very large and expensive silver spoon. This is called the Spoonk method.

Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.

Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.

- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.
Spoonk by Dave Did It April 23, 2019
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A word you would call someone for being a fucking retard.
Oh my God Joseph you’re such a spoonk for snorting grandmas ashes!
Spoonk by Pig Benis lord July 2, 2019
To hold a spoon on your nose
mom: “honey what are you doing?”
child: “i’m spoonking”
mom: “you are what now.”
child: “holding a spoon on my nose”
Spoonk by technowhat July 29, 2022

Spoonkid 

''Fuck man...'' ~ Spoonkid after losing an M2 to a revy kid
Spoonkid by BigMansCheese February 18, 2022

SPOOKAWEEN 

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY
I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN
SPOOKAWEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

Spoinkers 

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers
Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

Spoinkers 

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!
Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016
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