6 definitions by Dave Did It
by Dave Did It July 13, 2022
When you buy a car that you cant afford.
When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.
When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'
When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.
When everyone looks 28 and that's young.
When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.
When all you wanna do is forget the day before.
When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.
When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'
When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.
When everyone looks 28 and that's young.
When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.
When all you wanna do is forget the day before.
Hello Ron,
No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.
Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.
What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..
No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.
Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.
What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..
by Dave Did It April 15, 2021
What you wanna do when you awake up in a randos house/squat.
What you want to tell that bitch on the bus when you were 15, that one time.
When you want to be gone.
What you want to tell that bitch on the bus when you were 15, that one time.
When you want to be gone.
by Dave Did It April 15, 2021
When you got fucking pissed the night before and now you're up at 6am wondering, hoping and being sorry in everyway for everything you've done and said.
Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.
Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.
Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.
Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.
Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.
Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.
Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.
Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.
by Dave Did It April 15, 2021
Jane and her husband are upper middle class, on weekends she feeds him, his own spunk, using a very large and expensive silver spoon. This is called the Spoonk method.
Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.
Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.
- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.
Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.
Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.
- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.
by Dave Did It April 23, 2019
When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own.
When you see your life for what it is.
When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.
When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
When you see your life for what it is.
When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.
When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
by Dave Did It April 15, 2021