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P.A.C.S. 

Pump Action Cumshot.
Pump Action Cumshot refers to an extremely powerful ejaculation from a man to his girlfriend (or whoever happens to be blowing him), often considered "like a pump action shotgun going off." Normally this kind of ejaculion can be achieved by a male with some very large and productive testicles, and can be best achived by the type of girl who can, (metaphorically in most cases) "Suck a Golf Ball through a garden hose." A large range must be achived when drenching the girl's face with semen in order for that particular blowjob/comshot to be considered a "Pump Action Cumshot."
So, I was suckin' his dick real good when right when I thought he was gonna quit, he just exploded and gave me a total fuckin' P.A.C.S. !!!
P.A.C.S. by Demon1480 September 24, 2011
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S.P.A.C.S.

Sane People for the Advancement of Common Sense. A group trying to eliminate those who spam on Youtube videos (Please don't read this! You'll be kissed on the nearest possible Friday if you post this on three more videos! Press F5 and you're crush's name will appear on the screen. It's scary, because it works!) and putting things like ●•·нєαятz·•● after their user names, and other things.
"I just joined S.P.A.C.S. after Ashley sent me another chain text. Ugh, I could kill her."

B.A.C. P.A.C.s 

A bunch of people (usually guys), that are cry babies, but act like they're grown men, or a "real man"... It's short for Bitch Ass Clowns and Punk Ass Clowns...
A group of B.A.C. P.A.C.s at work didn't get their way , so they all went home at lunchtime...
B.A.C. P.A.C.s by Las Vegas Ninja October 16, 2023

P.A.N.I.C.S.

Person Acting Normal In Crazy-ass Situations
Yea, my buddy Jim was a total P.A.N.I.C.S.

S p a c e d w o r d s 

W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n y
Xavier: imagine being g a y
Matt: L m a o I m a g i n e
mmmm s p a c e d w o r d s
S p a c e d w o r d s by Xman_Slayer February 20, 2020

s p a c e 

if you add a space in between every letter of a word, people will think it is funny when really it is not.
d o e s u s i n g s p a c e s m a k e m e a u t o m a t i c a l l y f u n n y ?
s p a c e by WhyAmIHere69420 March 12, 2021

S.P.A.C. 

Stuff Posing As Cheese
You know, velveeta.
Would you like some S.P.A.C. on a cracker?
S.P.A.C. by Megan December 2, 2002
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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