Selfish, inconsiderate, shallow creatures that have no idea how to keep their genitals in their pants. They think that the world revolves around their penis, and will basically have sex with anything in a skirt. Also extremely stupid and gullible, men idolise (and masturbate over) slutty models / porn stars / actresses, thinking that these ''beautiful'' women look like that naturally. They go on about how (insert celebrity name here) is ''so bangable,'' etc not knowing this woman is probably a hideous bag of lumpy skin underneath all that airbrushing and caked off makeup, which you could only take off with a powerdrill.
Q: What do you call men that's lost 99% of their intelligence?

A: Divorced.
by Rozalyn September 22, 2006
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The plural form of man . That's it. We aren't necessarily pigs though I am not going to defend us with a not all men statement. Why? Because I don't want to sound like an asshole.
Men... we're okay.
by Sam_han_tha December 25, 2017
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now....
I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN??
Men; found so commonly in woMANs problems! Explains a lot..
by off'with'the'fairies. October 9, 2011
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A gender. ALL of them are scapegoated just because of the actions of a couple of their sex, by brain-dead, bigoted "feminists". I use quotation marks because these people are not real feminists. They are anti-menists. There is a difference. There are just as many women out there doing shitty things as there are men doing them. 99.99% of men are very nice, decent people, who respect women and love them for who they are, not just because they have a vagina. The tiny amount that don't are insignificant. Pls give us a break x
by A nice man October 24, 2017
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Some men came over to watch the football game.
by Kyro Shingami October 30, 2004
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