by Watermelon eater April 24, 2019
by J🖤 May 15, 2021
Plato might have us believe that men are but featherless bipeds without wings. However, in truth, Men are nothing but flat-chested women who do not menstruate.
(An alien space-craft observing earth)
Alien 1: I see a building and many earthlings who all appear to be of flat chests.
Alien2: Presumably, they also do not menstruate.
Alien1: It is settled - they must all be 'Men'.
Alien 1: I see a building and many earthlings who all appear to be of flat chests.
Alien2: Presumably, they also do not menstruate.
Alien1: It is settled - they must all be 'Men'.
by LordessStemora December 2, 2020
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
Carolyn: Oh my gosh, he played me, but he is so amazing! What is your explanation for this?
Anne: Sweetie, there is a one word definition for that, Men.
Anne: Sweetie, there is a one word definition for that, Men.
by Rachelharrypotterdobby October 13, 2011
Men are superior to the female human in every possible aspect.
Men are responsible for every single human achievement discovery and innovation since the dawn of time.
Men created civilization single-handedly, from technology to architecture to art and philosophy, while women evolved and survived to please men.
Men fought and defeated all their foes, hunted conquered and discovered everything that ever was and will be.
More intelligent and rational than women due to denser prefrontal cortex, stronger physically and mentally due to a fearless moral inventory and determination which allows them to confront, overcome and champion life.
Men are constantly undermind and shamed by women and other weak creatures because they are envious and full of self loathing due to their need to satisfy men in order to have a purpose in life. Women are totally physically and mentally dependent on men and without men society would crumble.
Men are responsible for every single human achievement discovery and innovation since the dawn of time.
Men created civilization single-handedly, from technology to architecture to art and philosophy, while women evolved and survived to please men.
Men fought and defeated all their foes, hunted conquered and discovered everything that ever was and will be.
More intelligent and rational than women due to denser prefrontal cortex, stronger physically and mentally due to a fearless moral inventory and determination which allows them to confront, overcome and champion life.
Men are constantly undermind and shamed by women and other weak creatures because they are envious and full of self loathing due to their need to satisfy men in order to have a purpose in life. Women are totally physically and mentally dependent on men and without men society would crumble.
Men are independent and capable of unbelievable courage, creativity and self sacrifice.
women constantly need empowerment and attention because they are cowards fit for breeding and making sandwiches.
women constantly need empowerment and attention because they are cowards fit for breeding and making sandwiches.
by Balls of copper August 20, 2022