A great but misunderstood group of people. They are not necessarily bad people, they just don't receive enough love and respect from society and become depressed and self-absorbed as a result.
While they can be happy, social, and creative people, they are sadly forced everyday to follow unnecessary gender stereotypes.
While they can be happy, social, and creative people, they are sadly forced everyday to follow unnecessary gender stereotypes.
by femboysmatter September 14, 2020
(1) A man is a being that is very rare to find. A man is all the a woman wants. This is mainly; Kind, sensitive, sweet, funny - not crude, interesting, loving, mature, protective - not obsessed, sharing and gentle. However because you are very unlikley to find a man, you extremly unlikly to find men. So instead we call them lads or players. However if you do find a real man you are very lucky, so be careful!
(2) Lads / Players are normally at least one of those things out. Most have the 'need' to be sexist and like to shout things such as 'bend over darlin' and such like. They also have no idea of decency and like to brag about their sex positions.
(3) Players quite often like to Shoulder surf and sweet talk you whilst having a look round to see whos better. Lads / Players also have never ending cheesy chat lines such as , "I've lost my number can I have yours?" and "I like your top but it would look better on my bedroom floor" etc.
(4) Lads / Players also have a tendancy to tell all their mates exactly what happened last night. Some even do this in front of the female concerned. This is a stereotype known as a Jerk
(2) Lads / Players are normally at least one of those things out. Most have the 'need' to be sexist and like to shout things such as 'bend over darlin' and such like. They also have no idea of decency and like to brag about their sex positions.
(3) Players quite often like to Shoulder surf and sweet talk you whilst having a look round to see whos better. Lads / Players also have never ending cheesy chat lines such as , "I've lost my number can I have yours?" and "I like your top but it would look better on my bedroom floor" etc.
(4) Lads / Players also have a tendancy to tell all their mates exactly what happened last night. Some even do this in front of the female concerned. This is a stereotype known as a Jerk
(1) Mary: OMG. I think . . . I could of found . . . a man!!
Louise: No way. Does he have any brothers.
Mary: Yes but they're players
Louise:Not a family of men then?
Mary: No just the one.
Louise:Oh well make sure you keep him to yourself or you'll have a fight in your hands.
Mary: Totally
(2)I was walking a long my street, minding my own business just walking past a construction site, lolly pop in mouth. Suddenly this lad shouts wehey love nice job you're doing sucking that. Come on want to try me out?
(3) Mary goes to a club and catches the eye of some player.
Player: Hello, wanna come for a dance sweetheart?
Mary: Not really.
Player: Oh come on darling. What could happen. Come and have a dance. Eh?
Mary: ooh go on then
Player: Oh sorry Ive just seen someone I need to talk to. Give me your number and Ill call you if I get lost.
Mary: You wish
(4) Louise: I cant believe how good it was last night
Lad: Yeah I know. Do wanna come meet my mates?
Louise: Sure
Lad:Hey guys how fit is she?
*Wolf whistles etc*
Louise:Stop it
Lad: Well guess how hot she was last night? SO HOT. She is such a closet slut
Louise: OMG. You jerk
*Slaps him*
JERK: Chill babe
Louise: No way. Does he have any brothers.
Mary: Yes but they're players
Louise:Not a family of men then?
Mary: No just the one.
Louise:Oh well make sure you keep him to yourself or you'll have a fight in your hands.
Mary: Totally
(2)I was walking a long my street, minding my own business just walking past a construction site, lolly pop in mouth. Suddenly this lad shouts wehey love nice job you're doing sucking that. Come on want to try me out?
(3) Mary goes to a club and catches the eye of some player.
Player: Hello, wanna come for a dance sweetheart?
Mary: Not really.
Player: Oh come on darling. What could happen. Come and have a dance. Eh?
Mary: ooh go on then
Player: Oh sorry Ive just seen someone I need to talk to. Give me your number and Ill call you if I get lost.
Mary: You wish
(4) Louise: I cant believe how good it was last night
Lad: Yeah I know. Do wanna come meet my mates?
Louise: Sure
Lad:Hey guys how fit is she?
*Wolf whistles etc*
Louise:Stop it
Lad: Well guess how hot she was last night? SO HOT. She is such a closet slut
Louise: OMG. You jerk
*Slaps him*
JERK: Chill babe
by Gary {mao} May 7, 2007
A male of the human species, very under apprecieated considering they advanced society to this point and bend over backwards for women, which quite frankly is a mistake since once that man gets married he is trapped. Besides marriage, many other things oppress men (which feminists who want "equality" fail to mention), an example being that men are more likely to be convicted of false rape accusations from a woman, because he is a man.Men also are forced to sign up for the draft and fight and die in wars they didn't want to be part of, but yet women claim they are the oppressed gender, even though their lives are the most comfortable and the government spoils them.
Men are also victims of gender inequality, but nobody cares because they're supposed to "man up" (which is the most sexist thing anyone can say)
by SovietNether May 16, 2015
Men: manipulative lying,cheating scumbags,who are the only reason sisters lose the PERSPECTIVE and FIGHT?Men are cheaters and credit stealers,not to be trusted as much as a collegue,as they know the ways in which a cheater can get ahead..women make more reliable work collegues..but i will say one thing they are better at forming comradery,know how to cover for thier cheating home boys ..some thing the sisters need to change BADLY.
Men are the only reason women get pushed back..in the early centuries we were female muses the wives of the einsteins giving the ideas and the men just taking them as their own and even putting intellectual credit on them..
BUT NOW THE TABLE HAS TURNED.Women have jobs,Women have Money and more Women are not afraid to COME OUT or HAVE A SEX LIFE..OR HAVE TWO JOBS..OR GET CRAZY BOTOX..THEY AINT FUCKIN CARE NOW ..as there are fewer retributions but some are still shunned by society..which is sad and pushes the developing sister backwards on to the shitty std infested man path.
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS EAT FISH AND STAY HEALTHY..AND IF YO MAN BITCH ABOUT UR SPENDING OR YOUR MONEY YOU DUMP HIM SISTER AND LOOK HELLA GOOD!
BUT NOW THE TABLE HAS TURNED.Women have jobs,Women have Money and more Women are not afraid to COME OUT or HAVE A SEX LIFE..OR HAVE TWO JOBS..OR GET CRAZY BOTOX..THEY AINT FUCKIN CARE NOW ..as there are fewer retributions but some are still shunned by society..which is sad and pushes the developing sister backwards on to the shitty std infested man path.
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS EAT FISH AND STAY HEALTHY..AND IF YO MAN BITCH ABOUT UR SPENDING OR YOUR MONEY YOU DUMP HIM SISTER AND LOOK HELLA GOOD!
by CHEATINGOURSISTERSOUTOFLIFEMEN October 23, 2010
invented a lot of technology
done it
Cure many diseases
done it
Stopped Hitler
done it
Imprisoned rapists and murders
done it
Got men on the moon
done it
Freed slaves in America
done it
Ran governments successfully
done it
Gotten raped by women
done it
done it
Cure many diseases
done it
Stopped Hitler
done it
Imprisoned rapists and murders
done it
Got men on the moon
done it
Freed slaves in America
done it
Ran governments successfully
done it
Gotten raped by women
done it
by J_daMAN March 10, 2021
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