Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio
by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016
by airlai August 22, 2016
"and then they said get down and I was like whatever". So basically nothing like that happened. Dude you're such a fucking lochte!
by Can you handle? September 25, 2016
A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.
"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016
by slickrickdaruler August 18, 2016
To purposely show a person a picture of your dick because you think you (and your dick) are the shit
I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!
by Bacontoothpick April 22, 2015
What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"
P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
by Mellow D August 18, 2016