Claims
Claims by SaugaMan97 December 2, 2018
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Not really. I'm making a claim that has been (like Hitler) proven true by time. So this facade of 2 people making equally validate claims is a distraction from the fact you're lying deliberately to obfuscate what is happening here. It's just being an uppity Jew. I'm doing what I'm doing. You are interfering. That dynamic doesn't ever change.
Hym "They aren't just claims. Claims are true whether or not you can prove them to Sam Harris. I can know the difference. And I don't have to change what I'm doing. I know there is an audience. If the audience doesn't do what I'm telling them I'll just murder a child. And if I can't know I have an audience then I can't express intent."
Claims Fodder
noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.
Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.
Claims Fodder by David Pottle January 1, 2008
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Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims by mung69 November 10, 2011
No Claims Boner
When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.
Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!
Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...
Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner
Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...
Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner
No Claims Boner by Daneeyul January 26, 2014
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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