by loves life February 26, 2009
one awesome, amazingly sexy guy. some say he once attacked a squirrel for an acorn he wanted to eat, but ate the squirrel instead. others say he once canoed off the shores of San Diego but ended up in restricted government territory. he once pissed off a gorilla at the zoo which ended up throwing shit and hitting someone else. another tale tells of him tazing a bullet in his attic and ending up having to patch the roof. All we know is hes called Haig!
"U-G-L-Y, you aint got no allaby you ugly, ya ya, you ugly* "
*Excluding all Haigs, words derived from the root word Haig, or anything having to do with the person(s) named or called Haig.
This message was endorsed by the foundation of extraordinarily looking men.
*Excluding all Haigs, words derived from the root word Haig, or anything having to do with the person(s) named or called Haig.
This message was endorsed by the foundation of extraordinarily looking men.
by Not named Haig lol April 25, 2011
1. A half Ruskie half terrorist.
2. Gringo wanna be.
3. Damn Ruskie
4. Bloody Ruskie
5. Lettuce killer
6. Because we can hater
2. Gringo wanna be.
3. Damn Ruskie
4. Bloody Ruskie
5. Lettuce killer
6. Because we can hater
by Bob Hope III June 18, 2004
To take over a situation when it is not necessary or inappropriate. Named for President Reagan's Secretary of State when the late president was shot. In a press conference immediately following the assassination, Secretary Al Haig stated "I'm in control here."
by Vapor22 October 12, 2021
This sex position consists of being in love with the person you're having sex with, but they are not in love with you.
by Jerry Can See You August 9, 2022
Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022