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Gratis Fugl ja 

Gratis Fugl ja is a popular Norwegian greeting. This greeting is speculated to have started in the year 3856 when Gunnar Gunnarsson of the Gunnar family said Gratis Fugl ja and then jumped off a building while trying to fly. The word roughly translates to I must go now, my people need me, in English.
-Gratis Fugl ja, have you Fugled latley?
-no, sadly i have not Fugled latley.
Gratis Fugl ja by Odd von Høsthatt November 21, 2022

Gratis Grotto

Stupid name that IGN temporarily put the infamous Vestibule under as an april fools joke.
Anonymous_Kick think the Gratis Grotto is as gay as underscore.

Underscore is a homo that LOLed at the Gratis Grotto.
Gratis Grotto by Superman Flame March 31, 2004

gratis glance 

Da brief inspection/diagnosis dat yer local repair-person may perform on your mildly-malfunctioning equipment for free, if you ask him reeeeeaaaalllyyyy nicely.
If you either purchased da not-working-quite-right device at da same "sales 'n' service" shop from where you're requesting da help wif said cranky contraption, or you do a good amount of business at said establishment anyway, da staffpeople there may be a lot more willing to favor you wif a "gratis glance", since you'll already be a "preferred customer" whom they want to keep happy.
gratis glance by QuacksO January 20, 2025

Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism
"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"

flatus gratis

Literally, from the Latin, free farts. A deeper level of relationship intimacy where partners can fart in the presence of each other with little or no shame.
How long have you been seeing Richie, now? Have y'all hit flatus gratis, yet?
flatus gratis by VimanaNaut January 12, 2016

The Gratis Grotto 

1)The Gatis Grotto: Free Cave/Cavern;

2)used on the IGN message boards for the free trial boards for:
2a)n00bs
2b)The Vestibule
OMG, IGN changed the name of the the boards to The Gratis Grotto! OMGWTF!?
The Gratis Grotto by Rad5566 April 3, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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