The Garfield

A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.

We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.

by EB80 January 6, 2009

garfield

1. Town in NJ that is pretty poopy.

2. Comic strip

3. President

Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.

by Mati, r. April 21, 2006

garfield

Garfield is a city in the state of New Jersey. It is known as GField and for its bad cops and highschool, and its awful football team. Also, there are many Polish immigrants in Garfield. Its is known as The City of Champions.

"Yo lets go to garfield, foo!"
"Nah yo, fo' get garbagefield"

by Someone1112212221 May 4, 2007

Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017

garfield

A bad idea that is accepted by the masses and made good through stupidity.

eat shit, ten billion flies can't be wrong!

by masked_mockingbird March 18, 2004

Garfielding

The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.

Hey, check out that guy on the dancefloor! He's rolling so hard he's fucking Garfielding!

by Meathammer July 15, 2014

garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005