by la latinax3 July 8, 2009
The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.
Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.
Extremely amusing for all generations.
Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.
Extremely amusing for all generations.
The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.
Garfield will eat you.
Garfield will eat you.
by theplainjane April 30, 2005
When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.
by RolePlayingGabe November 5, 2016
by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 29, 2019
V.
1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.
This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.
Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.
1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.
This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.
Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.
by Naaadz December 4, 2005
1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days.
2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about
2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about
1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?
2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
by rastablowtorch August 24, 2005
A fat vagina. A play on the on the comic strip character Garfield who is known for a being fat cat or to more appropriate terms in relation to this definition, a fat pussy.
by VaginaDestroyer August 4, 2013