AflacJack's definitions

detroit

Sixth-worst city in America, after Cleveland, Omaha, LA, Chicago and Boston.

But then again, it's still infinitely superior to Omaha, and only mildly inferior to the seventh-worst city: Baltimore.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

chicago

A pretty cool city. Better than the shithole(New York). A lot like another great city, Boston(which is the best in my opinion). Also, people from there aren't all arrogant assholes like New Yorker's are.

by AflacJack August 13, 2003

Americanskii

The Russian way to say american. Just like Russian=Ruskii;
Irish=Irlandskii
and so on

I am friends with many Ruskiis and in their terms, I am an Americanskii.

by AflacJack February 5, 2004

Childhood

The best time to turn people gay.

I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Boston Red Sox

Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.

SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005