AflacJack's definitions

chicago

A pretty crappy city. A shithole compared to New York. It doesn't even top Boston, which isn't even the best compared to Provincetown. And the people are arrogant asshole's, unlike New Yorkers.

There's no gay scene in Chicago. Bo-ring...I'm going to San Francisco.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Americanskii

The Russian way to say american. Just like Russian=Ruskii;
Irish=Irlandskii
and so on

I am friends with many Ruskiis and in their terms, I am an Americanskii.

by AflacJack February 5, 2004

daddy

...touches me at night. Seeking bedtime stunt-double.

Will pay in candy...and tears.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

Bicicleta

Bicicle in Spanish and a really funny word to say that really really pisses ppl off when u say it a lot

Bicicleta

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

detroit

Sixth-worst city in America, after Cleveland, Omaha, LA, Chicago and Boston.

But then again, it's still infinitely superior to Omaha, and only mildly inferior to the seventh-worst city: Baltimore.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005