AflacJack's definitions

New York Yankee's

1) A possessive indicating that the noun following it in the sentence is property of a New York Yankee.

2) A contraction of either "New York Yankee IS" or "New York Yankee HAS."

3) The way idiots spell the plural of "New York Yankee." You NEVER, EVER put an apostrophe in a plural. EVER. Illiterate morons.

1) "That New York Yankee's parents recently moved to Brooklyn."

- This is right.

2) "I think a New York Yankee's going to win MVP this year."

OR

"Some New York Yankee's been visiting our neighbors a lot lately."

- These are both right, too.

3) "The New York Yankee's are playing the Met's tonight."

- No! This is WRONG! Where did you LEARN this?!? Stop doing it!

by AflacJack April 20, 2006

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

detroit

Sixth-worst city in America, after Cleveland, Omaha, LA, Chicago and Boston.

But then again, it's still infinitely superior to Omaha, and only mildly inferior to the seventh-worst city: Baltimore.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

Boston Red Sox

Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.

SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

1918

The year that the curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect. Supposedly broken when the Red Sox won in 2004, it was, in fact, only redefined: apparently the way it works is that the Red Sox will only win the World Series every 86 years.

Save your strength, Red Sox fans. Come 2090, you can burn down your city all over again.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

1918

The year that the Curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect, which it still is. The way it works is that the Boston Red Sox will never win the World Series unless an innocent bystander gets fatally shot in the face by the Boston Police with a beanbag full of pepper spray during a riot.

Thus will begin a new custom in Boston where, at the beginning of each season, the townsfolk will bust up the neighborhood surrounding Fenway Park while the police sacrifice a virgin on the pitcher's mound. All in the name of beating the Yankees.

by AflacJack June 30, 2005