AflacJack's definitions

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

chicago

A pretty cool city. Better than the shithole(New York). A lot like another great city, Boston(which is the best in my opinion). Also, people from there aren't all arrogant assholes like New Yorker's are.

by AflacJack August 13, 2003

daddy

...touches me at night. Seeking bedtime stunt-double.

Will pay in candy...and tears.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

Americanskii

The Russian way to say american. Just like Russian=Ruskii;
Irish=Irlandskii
and so on

I am friends with many Ruskiis and in their terms, I am an Americanskii.

by AflacJack February 5, 2004

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005