AflacJack's definitions

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

Kathy Griffin

Evil. The ASPCA uses rapes of Kathy Griffin's voice to euthanize puppies. Cute little puppies.

Kathy Griffin has sold 93.6% of her soul to the Devil.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

daddy

...touches me at night. Seeking bedtime stunt-double.

Will pay in candy...and tears.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

Americanskii

The Russian way to say american. Just like Russian=Ruskii;
Irish=Irlandskii
and so on

I am friends with many Ruskiis and in their terms, I am an Americanskii.

by AflacJack February 5, 2004

chicago

A pretty crappy city. A shithole compared to New York. It doesn't even top Boston, which isn't even the best compared to Provincetown. And the people are arrogant asshole's, unlike New Yorkers.

There's no gay scene in Chicago. Bo-ring...I'm going to San Francisco.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005