My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.
by nao2357 February 21, 2021
Get the Can't Handle Itmug. 
Get the 《¤》Handling《¤》Peese《¤》Peese《¤》Because《¤》mug. One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.
"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."
by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021
Get the to handlemug. Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
by Handlemeister69420 May 17, 2020
Get the Handledmug. known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.
by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009
Get the matt handlemug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》Spain《¤》Handles《¤》Descent《¤》spAin《¤》hanDles《¤》desCent《¤》mug. Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.
I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!
by juicefang August 4, 2021
Get the Man-Handlemug.