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Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020
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Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
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Elephant snarfing

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
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Chopper

A chopper is the sex position in which a man picks up a woman doing a lift and carry and spins around in circles thus making motions like a helicopter or chopper. This sex position can also be done by a man spinning in a circle with his arms out like propellers while a woman sits on a swivel bar stool and performs oral sex on him.
“My god Martha could you let me at least do chopper with you, you don’t even let me fuck you in the ass!”
by Nerdboy1982! February 2, 2020
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Jack Pot

A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.
"Man Greg you hit the Jack Pot! Good shot!"
by Nerdboy1982! November 6, 2020
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Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
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Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019
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