A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.
“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there
by Nerdboy1982! October 24, 2019
Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
by Nerdboy1982! August 06, 2019
by Nerdboy1982! July 29, 2019
A chopper is the sex position in which a man picks up a woman doing a lift and carry and spins around in circles thus making motions like a helicopter or chopper. This sex position can also be done by a man spinning in a circle with his arms out like propellers while a woman sits on a swivel bar stool and performs oral sex on him.
“My god Martha could you let me at least do chopper with you, you don’t even let me fuck you in the ass!”
by Nerdboy1982! February 03, 2020
“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
by Nerdboy1982! December 12, 2019
A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 02, 2022
A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 07, 2020