Nerdboy1982!'s definitions
An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019
Get the Amish Handshakemug. "I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"
by Nerdboy1982! August 10, 2023
Get the Lionessmug. A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
Get the Sloopmug. by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
Get the Turkish handlemug. “I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019
Get the Palmer’s Sarcomamug. When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
Get the Elephant Partymug. A chopper is the sex position in which a man picks up a woman doing a lift and carry and spins around in circles thus making motions like a helicopter or chopper. This sex position can also be done by a man spinning in a circle with his arms out like propellers while a woman sits on a swivel bar stool and performs oral sex on him.
“My god Martha could you let me at least do chopper with you, you don’t even let me fuck you in the ass!”
by Nerdboy1982! February 2, 2020
Get the Choppermug.